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Slaughter
Posted on Thursday, March 01, 2018 - 07:21 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

While over in England a guy was at a local pub and was listing to these two rather large women talking with a curious accent. He approached them and inquired “Are you two ladies from Scotland”? Both snapped back harshly “Wales you wanker!”

The man taken aback apologized and inquired again. “Are you two whales from Scotland?” He couldn’t remember much after that.
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Froggy
Posted on Tuesday, March 13, 2018 - 08:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
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Crusty
Posted on Tuesday, March 13, 2018 - 09:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Midknyte
Posted on Friday, March 16, 2018 - 05:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMRp6KL7xig

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Aesquire
Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2018 - 02:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/17 /police-woman-with-white-powder-in-nose-ordered-sa ndwich-from-jail-security-booth/
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Aesquire
Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2018 - 02:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

http://www.breitbart.com/california/2018/03/17/wom an-claimed-saw-bigfoot-sues-state-california/

It's a wild time when the best jokes are the news.

I want to see the video!
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Hootowl
Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2018 - 08:18 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Pot is legal there, right?
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Airbozo
Posted on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 - 11:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

"Pot is legal there, right?"

So is spray paint.

One of them makes you hallucinate.
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Ebutch
Posted on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 - 12:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Paint can & does make you high.Try painting in a unvented room.

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Aesquire
Posted on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 - 07:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

https://9gag.com/gag/ajE5Pz8

I haven't figured out video yet, I suppose.
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Ebutch
Posted on Tuesday, March 20, 2018 - 11:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)





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Sifo
Posted on Friday, March 30, 2018 - 02:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
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86129squids
Posted on Saturday, March 31, 2018 - 01:06 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Tom, thank you! That will be forwarded to my chaplain sister. Happy Easter to you and Mary.
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Bandm
Posted on Thursday, April 12, 2018 - 10:04 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

WORST FOURSOME IN GOLF HISTORY

1. STORMY DANIELS

2 O. J. SIMPSON

3 TED KENNEDY

4 BILL CLINTON

WHY ? YOU ASK

1 STORMY IS A HOOKER

2 O. J. IS A SLICER

3 TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER

4 BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST
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