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Author Message   Hootowl Posted on Saturday, December 30, 2023 - 06:54 pm:        I keep all my dad jokes in a dadabase.   Whisperstealth Posted on Sunday, December 31, 2023 - 08:10 pm:        Why don't they keep score in Afghanistan? Because there is a Taliban...   Ducbsa Posted on Monday, January 01, 2024 - 05:05 am:        Doesn't that violate some too corny censorship rule?   Whisperstealth Posted on Monday, January 01, 2024 - 10:31 am:          Aesquire Posted on Monday, January 01, 2024 - 11:02 am:        I'll show you this magic trick, but you can't tell anyone about it. I snap my fingers, and you forget you were ever gay. "Snap!" . "But I was never gay?! Uh, what?... "   Hootowl Posted on Tuesday, January 02, 2024 - 06:34 pm:        I have a dog named stay. When it was a puppy it was confused most of the time. come stay. It stuttered when it walked. It has gotten much smarter as it got older. now it just ignores me and keeps typing.   Aesquire Posted on Tuesday, January 02, 2024 - 07:05 pm:        future fitness... https://9gag.com/gag/aWGrng4   Hootowl Posted on Tuesday, January 02, 2024 - 07:10 pm:        Orca fact: Orcas do not eat pringles. Their fins are too big to fit in those little cans.   Hootowl Posted on Tuesday, January 02, 2024 - 07:10 pm:          Hootowl Posted on Tuesday, January 02, 2024 - 10:24 pm:        How many hispanics does it take to change a light bulb? One, you racist bastards!   Aesquire Posted on Thursday, January 04, 2024 - 01:48 pm:        Miracles happen https://9gag.com/gag/aREb26G   Ducbsa Posted on Friday, January 05, 2024 - 06:26 am:          Ducbsa Posted on Saturday, January 06, 2024 - 06:52 am:          Ducbsa Posted on Saturday, January 06, 2024 - 07:10 am:          Ducbsa Posted on Sunday, January 07, 2024 - 05:08 am:          Bandm Posted on Sunday, January 07, 2024 - 09:12 am:        https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1nimohtdpN/?utm_so urce=ig_web_button_share_sheet   Aesquire Posted on Tuesday, January 09, 2024 - 12:08 pm:        https://twitchy.com/laura-w/2024/01/09/boy-gets-st uck-in-urn-n2391521 I'm still going to vote naked guy doing a cannonball into the aquarium at Bass Pro as best idiot, so far, in 2024. But sweet home Alabama! Trying to beat Florida?   Ducbsa Posted on Wednesday, January 10, 2024 - 05:32 am:          Aesquire Posted on Friday, January 12, 2024 - 12:35 pm:        https://xkcd.com/2848/ I relabel my box as I find new interconnected circuits. My kitchen/dining room wall sockets are on 3 different breakers. I think one also controls Brownian motion, so that's the one my portable vacuum charger is plugged into.   Ducbsa Posted on Saturday, January 13, 2024 - 10:47 am:          Ducbsa Posted on Saturday, January 13, 2024 - 10:49 am:          Aesquire Posted on Sunday, January 14, 2024 - 10:53 am:        https://9gag.com/gag/aggLwA6   Ducbsa Posted on Wednesday, January 17, 2024 - 10:41 am:        The man at the bar looked sadly into his pint of beer and sighed heavily. "What's up, Bob?" asked the landlord. "It's not like you to be so down in the mouth." "It's my four-year-old son," he said. "The little bugger's got our next-door neighbour pregnant." "Get away!" exclaimed the landlord. "That's impossible." "It's not. He punctured all my condoms with a needle.   Ducbsa Posted on Saturday, January 20, 2024 - 12:21 pm:          Whisperstealth Posted on Saturday, January 20, 2024 - 12:43 pm:          Ducbsa Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2024 - 09:33 am:          Aesquire Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2024 - 10:34 pm:        https://9gag.com/gag/aOxwM0v Cone of shame   Ducbsa Posted on Sunday, January 28, 2024 - 07:15 am:          Ducbsa Posted on Monday, February 05, 2024 - 12:24 pm:          Ducbsa Posted on Monday, February 05, 2024 - 12:25 pm:        It isn't a real meme unless it has a typo. Can you program AI to make sure of that?