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Author Message   Xbpete Posted on Thursday, September 23, 2021 - 02:31 pm:          Xbpete Posted on Monday, September 27, 2021 - 05:39 pm:          Aesquire Posted on Monday, September 27, 2021 - 07:30 pm:        https://9gag.com/gag/av5YZvq   Aesquire Posted on Monday, September 27, 2021 - 08:13 pm:        this one is rude because it's too true, and I'm an old school feminist https://9gag.com/gag/a07AYbz   Hootowl Posted on Monday, September 27, 2021 - 08:28 pm:        I’ve decided to not post the handful of unemployed people jokes I’ve been saving. It would be very insensitive. Plus, they don’t really work.   Aesquire Posted on Monday, September 27, 2021 - 09:36 pm:          Hootowl Posted on Friday, October 01, 2021 - 04:44 pm:        I ordered German food online. The sauerkraut arrived. The wurst is yet to come.   Xbpete Posted on Monday, October 04, 2021 - 05:30 pm:          86129squids Posted on Tuesday, October 05, 2021 - 12:44 am:        Story of MY DAY today. Thanks again, Xman Pete. I've gotten 0.2% appreciation from M today on our 1 month ann. Did stop for a secret beer, bought instantly from a friend of mine, on the way home from getting her a gift, as she called me there and said I was late. OH WELL   Xbpete Posted on Thursday, October 14, 2021 - 02:16 pm:          86129squids Posted on Monday, October 18, 2021 - 11:02 pm:        Ok, I haven't done any hallucinogens lately... WEIRD/.   Xbpete Posted on Wednesday, October 20, 2021 - 05:06 pm:        LOL sure is!   Hootowl Posted on Wednesday, October 20, 2021 - 05:40 pm:        My grandfather once told me, “when one door closes, another one opens”. Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker.   Zac4mac Posted on Wednesday, October 20, 2021 - 06:48 pm:        I knew that the picture looked familiar, just realized who they are. “Those were the daaaaayyys.”   Hootowl Posted on Sunday, October 24, 2021 - 01:34 pm:        the CEO of IKEA was appointed prime minister of Sweden. The first thing he did was assemble his cabinet.   86129squids Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2021 - 10:23 pm:        MR snakes MR knot OSAR CMBDIZ? LIB MR snakes   Xbpete Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2021 - 02:15 pm:          Xbpete Posted on Thursday, November 04, 2021 - 07:23 pm:          86129squids Posted on Friday, November 05, 2021 - 01:40 am:        HOW DO YOU DO IT. Pete, do you work for The Comedy Club?!? WTF... OVER and ROGER? DAAAMMMMITT if you're not a brother to me. Come visit anytime, I'll show you how ALL my roads work. Including Deal's Gap. There is a turn... called Gravity Cavity. My personal fave. IIRC, from the right camera angle, a full size 18 wheeler can hide... for a split second. DAMMIT how do you find SO much funny? And use it for the greater good...?   Xbpete Posted on Tuesday, December 07, 2021 - 11:13 am:          Aesquire Posted on Wednesday, December 08, 2021 - 07:53 am:        https://lilicloth.com/products/if-you-ever-see-me- jogging-please-kill-whatever-is-chasing-me-women-s -sweatshirt?variant=1078612   Xbpete Posted on Wednesday, December 08, 2021 - 04:14 pm:          Xbpete Posted on Thursday, December 23, 2021 - 05:42 pm:        Just in time for the Holidays!   Crusty Posted on Tuesday, January 18, 2022 - 06:20 pm:        I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"So, you're drunk." Me:"But I didn't drink anything." Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me:"A motorcycle." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Officer:"A prostitute of course." Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...   Oldog Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2022 - 09:45 am:        DAYMN!   86129squids Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2022 - 11:08 am:        Dammit man...! THANKS for that, coughed up some phlegm that I needed rid of. LOL! Count on you, Crunchy, for a reliable good 'un!   Xbpete Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2022 - 06:49 pm:          Xbpete Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2022 - 03:33 pm:          Xbpete Posted on Tuesday, February 08, 2022 - 07:18 pm:        After retirement, a man aged about 60 married a young 25 year old woman..... Now he was spending less time with his friends, his concerned friends inquired if there was a problem. “I'm eager to pass time with you all, but my young wife gets lonely when I'm away.” His friends advised him : "Keep a young tenant at home, your wife will be happy in the company of a younger person". He promptly acted on their advise and leased a room in his big house to a young tenant. Now the friends were meeting more often. One day the friends jokingly asked, : "“How is your wife now?” He said "She is not lonely at all, in fact she is happy and in fact she is pregnant" The friends laughed, as they expected this. "And how is the tenant?” they asked. He replied very soberly “She is also pregnant .,.” *Never underestimate the old guys* (Message edited by xbpete on February 08, 2022)   Oldog Posted on Wednesday, February 09, 2022 - 09:02 am:        Dayum Pete!