| Author | Message | ||
     Aesquire |
In real airplanes that still use fabric covering, the newest chemical mixes for the glues are nearly odor free and non toxic. I mean, gee, what's the fun in that? Why do you think they called it dope?  | ||
| Aesquire |
https://9gag.com/gag/aMK8GmX Gas station. No comment. | ||
| Hootowl |
Did you know that if you put your ear up to a person's leg, you can hear them saying “what the hell are you doing”? | ||
| Xbpete |
There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... Take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows.. You can't kill Two Birds With OneStone !! | ||
| Tpehak |
I do not know how about you, but I'm still enjoying paint and glue fumes and poor ventilation while I'm building my RC planes. (Message edited by TPEHAK on February 20, 2021) | ||
| 86129squids |
That would explain a few things. | ||
| Crusty |
"I'll huff and I'll puff and... Oh wow, man!" | ||
| Ourdee |
Uh huh | ||
| Crusty |
Poker Player Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.' After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday after noon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?' With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you $500?' Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.' Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.' Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player! | ||
| Xbpete |
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| 86129squids |
I love you man. | ||
| Xbpete |
Needed a little philosophy injection I think Squids,,,, my hero in the field...  | ||
| Aesquire |
https://9gag.com/gag/aoMOe5A | ||
| Crusty |
And I thought that Freedom was just another word for nothin' left to lose... | ||
| Xbpete |
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| 86129squids |
What if Chuck Norris and Wonder Woman had a baby? | ||
| 86129squids |
I believe Bigfoot lives with the Sleestaks, and has a cat. (Message edited by 86129squids on March 01, 2021) | ||
| 86129squids |
What if they mixed races? (Message edited by 86129squids on March 01, 2021) | ||
| 86129squids |
Flying monkeys. | ||
| 86129squids |
What would happen if Bigfoot used Nair? Be the same in the AM. | ||
| 86129squids |
What if Bigfoot put his foot down? Chuck Norris. | ||
| 86129squids |
Mile a minute, follow me around the world | ||
| 86129squids |
ZZZZZZZZZ hunh? Squirrel. | ||
| 86129squids |
Better get Wings, Pete. | ||
| 86129squids |
I'm a bat outta hell. Eek. | ||
| 86129squids |
What if Sam Kinison, Robin Williams, and James Brown got down? Me. I'd put my good foot down on Chuck Norris. Heck, Kinison was Pentecostal. Gone meta, whoops. (Message edited by 86129squids on March 01, 2021) (Message edited by 86129squids on March 01, 2021) | ||
| 86129squids |
Shit, wasted a minute of your time | ||
| 86129squids |
"Needed a little philosophy injection I think Squids,,,, my hero in the field..." Dumber than I look. | ||
| 86129squids |
Boomerang/roundabout. | ||
| 86129squids |
Bedzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Love youn's all. No joke. |
