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Aesquire
Posted on Sunday, May 20, 2018 - 03:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Not really a joke....

At Walmart, saw a 7' ethernet cable with a sale price of $3 in the bargain bin. I can always use one, and I've got a spot where that would reduce clutter. Grab it.

At the robot checkout line, the sale sticker barcode generates a "help, get human" code.

The clerk comes over and scans the regular barcode. $1.

um. Thank you.
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Griffmeister
Posted on Monday, May 21, 2018 - 06:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

So you corrected the clerk and said that’s supposed to be $3?
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Aesquire
Posted on Monday, May 21, 2018 - 06:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Actually started the conversation with "it's on sale for 3$", the yellow tag was prominent , and he tried scanning it first.

All hail our computer overlords!

I'm not sure I'm so painfully honest I'd argue if he hadn't been so informed. But I wasn't tested.
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Aesquire
Posted on Monday, May 21, 2018 - 08:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/05/19/ fashion-notes-meghan-markles-royal-miss-of-a-weddi ng-dress/

Objectively, I agree with this critic, on a subject I am massively unqualified to have an informed opinion on.

OTOH, I recently watched the wedding dress episode of Big Bang Theory, where the bride to be picked a dress her friends hated, but have her joy.

And I'm reminded the bride at Windsor castle didn't wear it for You.

Taste is taste. Fashion is Passion.

The last time I was in negotiations for wedding finery, I wisely left it up to the Bride.

That she wanted me in an authentic 9 yard kilt outfit that Rob Roy would have thought classy, just shows my occasional good luck.

Feel free to mock. But next time you tie a tie, consider how much more comfortable than a suit, a linen, open necked shirt would be standing outdoors in July heat would be, even with an improbable wool kilt allowing the slightest breeze to cool the nether regions. ; )

Tomorrow, we will consider a critical fashion article on Marilyn Manson.
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Aesquire
Posted on Monday, May 21, 2018 - 08:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Heck, why wait?

https://www.crisismagazine.com/1998/pop-culture-of -death-whats-really-scary-about-marilyn-manson
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Posted on Monday, May 21, 2018 - 09:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Marilyn Manson

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Hootowl
Posted on Monday, May 21, 2018 - 09:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

He disgusts me. On purpose. I do like a few of his songs. Or perhaps I shouldn’t post after the second martini.
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Aesquire
Posted on Monday, May 21, 2018 - 10:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Remember Alice Cooper?

Manson is not my style, but he has a few tunes I enjoy, and while I'll never buy a concert ticket, & probably agree with you on taste and outrage, I know he's just another in a long line of musicians who chose to exploit the "annoy the parents" market.

The joke, obviously, is fashion criticism of a guy who is TRYING to make people hate his schtik.

And we live in an era of cover tunes. "The House of the Rising Sun" by Five Finger Death Punch , for example. I expect in the near future neo-punk bands doing Gregorian chants..... What? Already?

Never mind.
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Aesquire
Posted on Monday, May 21, 2018 - 10:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=439

For the Music nerds.
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Hootowl
Posted on Monday, May 21, 2018 - 10:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Of course I remember Alice Cooper. Been to several concerts. Different animal. His concerts are an act. He’s the bad guy. He dies in every concert. The bad guy gets what’s coming to him. His wife is the nurse. Hello nurse!
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Aesquire
Posted on Monday, May 21, 2018 - 10:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Yeah, but he's not from an era where someone who declares that they want transexual sex with hippos is considered protected victim status.

A few years back Rush, ( the Pundit, not the AWESOME band ) complained that Madonna, who has made her career by shocking parents, has no choice but to put a toilet on stage and take a dump to top herself.

Marilyn Manson? eh.

I'm not into a lot of the death gloom and despair crud that's out there. Metal, goth, pop, whatever. But I do enjoy the few decent songs from any genre.

I am usually late on catching on to the good music. Halestorm, Evanescence, etc. all new to me.
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Hootowl
Posted on Monday, May 21, 2018 - 11:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Trivium. The only band that matters.


https://youtu.be/oh0dxnMNm6s
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Hootowl
Posted on Monday, May 21, 2018 - 11:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Straight out of Greek mythology.

https://youtu.be/KHQ57kLvsj8
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86129squids
Posted on Tuesday, May 22, 2018 - 12:16 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



Hey Patrick, this is for you...

I listen to WDVX. Kasey Chambers has just released a new album (?) recording, and earlier today I heard "Rainbow".

Lake Street Dive has a new recording as well. Got to see them live, one of the best 4 piece bands I've ever seen.
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Sifo
Posted on Wednesday, May 23, 2018 - 08:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

A wife tells her husband the deck needs to be fixed. He replies "Do you see Home Depot on my forehead?"

The wife then says the car needs to be fixed. He replies "Do you see Goodwrench on my forehead?"

He then went out to play a round of golf.

When he returned from golf, his wife told him that a nice young man from down the block offered to fix the deck and car. All he asked in return was either a cake or sex. The husband asked what kind of cake she made. She replied "Do you see Betty Crocker on my forehead?"
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Midknyte
Posted on Wednesday, May 23, 2018 - 10:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

https://v.redd.it/559chfbl2nz01
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Barraspalding
Posted on Monday, May 28, 2018 - 10:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

https://youtu.be/BvOe2PdmeEA
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Strokizator
Posted on Friday, June 15, 2018 - 08:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a guy runs up and flashes them.
Two women had a stroke . . . but the third couldn't reach
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86129squids
Posted on Saturday, June 16, 2018 - 12:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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Sifo
Posted on Saturday, June 30, 2018 - 09:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

This is what all of us old folks, and the rest of you, have to look forward to!! This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria.
One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so another guy's wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly so she went back to the dining area.
An hour later he still hadn't arrived so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a hard time. He had a death grip on the handrail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right.
She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast. So, she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast.
When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step so they called an ambulance for him. A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.
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Tootal
Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2018 - 11:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

My Grand Daddy always told me to fix my Bloody Mary's using carrot juice instead of tomato. I asked him why and he said, "because you get just as messed up but you can see better!"
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Sifo
Posted on Saturday, July 21, 2018 - 12:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Strokizator
Posted on Saturday, July 21, 2018 - 04:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

True story: I'm helping the neighbor hook his boat trailer to his truck - lower the tongue on the hitch, retract the jack, hook up the tow chains and am about to connect the wiring harness's 4-pole plug to the 4-pole receptacle on his truck when he says, "Yeah, hold on a minute."
He goes to the cab and returns to hand me a 7 pole to 4 pole adapter. "Here, use this".
I say, "Your truck already has a 4-pole receptacle".
His reply was, "Yeah, I guess that's for people who don't have the adapter".

WTF!?!?
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