| Author | Message | ||
     Ratyson |
You know.. something you probably would have heard your grandpa say... Post em' up examples: Don't eat anything bigger than your head. If a tree don't fall on me... I'll live till I die. If it's got wheels, or tits, one day it will cause you trouble. (Said to me a long time ago by an old machinist at a place I used to work) | ||
| Slaughter |
Do that for 100 years and you'll live to be an old man. | ||
| Mortarmanmike120 |
Before you start getting serious with a girl, you might wanna let me know who her mother is. (We lived in a small county and my Grandad was the original sly ole fox) | ||
| Mortarmanmike120 |
His other favorite: "if ya shake it more then twice, you're playing with it" | ||
| P_squared |
"If you're going to do it, do it RIGHT or don't bother doing it at all." | ||
| F_skinner |
I won't look for them till I see them. If you did that to yourself imagine what you would have done to me. Do as I say not as I do. Here is a nickel, see if it will fit in the light socket. I saw a quarter on the highway, go find it. Go get me something to beat you with. | ||
| Fast1075 |
"If you're dumb, yah gotta be tough" | ||
| Dbird29 |
If they are that bad/stupid/etc you don't have to get them because someone will. | ||
| Mortarmanmike120 |
Whenever we had dinner (there were alot of us) and somebody new was there, he'd tell em: "The bashful go hungry, you better get in there" I miss him. | ||
| Hughlysses |
Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly goes right to the bone! (my Dad) | ||
| Svh |
Overheard last month in Greensboro NC as stated by a manly lesbian by the pool: "Holy shit! If the pool is colder than my beer I don't get in." (Message edited by svh on June 16, 2009) | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
My favorites from my dad "Don't do that, it hurts" - this was always stated after I hurt myself. "Don't look at me in that tone of voice." | ||
| P_squared |
"We've got a rule, you eat whatever you put on your plate. If you don't you're being rude to the cook." He passed away on 4/15. I miss him. | ||
| Swordsman |
"Wish in one hand, s#!t in the other, and see which one fills up fastest." One of my favs from my Dad. ~SM | ||
| Hootowl |
"Heavens to Murgatroyd!" I miss my grandpa | ||
| Tq_freak |
"you cant make chicken soup out of chicken Sh!T" "Thats like a sore pecker......ya cant beat it!" | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
"I'll take two of those. One to shit on. One to cover it up with." "That fell apart like a cheap piece of fruit cake." "That was as pretty as a wave on a slop bucket." | ||
| Hr_puffinstuff |
If you're going to do something wrong, do it right. | ||
| Kowpow225 |
The world would be pretty boring if we were all the same. -Dad | ||
| Bhillberg |
If you don't have time to do something right, you don't have time to do it over again. | ||
| Buellhusker |
Rich or poor its nice to have money. Don't be so busy that you don't have time to make money. | ||
| Just_ziptab |
Don't help till we get caught up. | ||
| 99savage |
"Good enough is very best" Wise old professor or machine design. | ||
| Ourdee |
Keep your penis out of the payroll. Don't steal it if it's not worth more than a years pay. | ||
| Road_thing |
"Boy, you could f**k up a junkyard." rt | ||
| Tq_freak |
"Boy, you could F**K up a wet dream" | ||
| Ferrisbuellersdayoff |
My Grandfather was a Doctor of Education at Univ. of Cinci. Only a fool brings a knife to a gunfight. Horses need love too. You want sympathy? Its in the dictionary between Sh!t and Syphillis. You're gonna fall off of there and smack your head. And I'm gonna laugh. Bring me my foot so I can wedge it up your ass! Guy shows off his new .45 at the bar once to scare the bartender and granddad said "I own one of them but its bigger." Guy says theres nothing bigger and he'd like to see someone prove him wrong. Granddad pulls and aims a .510 at the guy and says "You wont be having an open casket funeral after I pull this trigger. Drop it and get the F@#K out of here." Cops werent happy with his vigilante views but the bar gave him free drinks for life. | ||
| Ulynut |
Never get in a pissing match with a skunk. | ||
| Glitch |
Doin' what I can with what I've got | ||
| Gjwinaus |
An alternative to marriage ( from my Dad) Get yourself a vacuum cleaner, washing machine, a pressure cooker, (this was before microwave ovens)and get yourself to a cat house once a week. Some of the best advice I never took. |
