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     Aesquire |
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| Aesquire |
dr. Tyson apparently never heard of the Dutch East indies company, or the Pilgrims, or anything before the 20th century. | ||
| Xbpete |
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| Hughlysses |
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| Hootowl |
6:58? | ||
| Ratbuell |
New Timekeeping, to go along with New Math. Of course, it's all racist.... | ||
| Xbpete |
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| 86129squids |
Keep a polaroid camera by the fridge, that should help things. Be sure it has at least 1 photo left. | ||
| Slaughter |
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| Xbpete |
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| Bartimus |
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| 86129squids |
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| Xbpete |
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| Hughlysses |
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| Xbpete |
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| Zac4mac |
Eeewwww | ||
| 1313 |
Looks more like a lemonade pitcher to me. Everyone knows that old folks homes have other utensils that are more appropriate for a gravy boat! | ||
| Tpehak |
Premium is $5 per gallon here is Seattle. | ||
| Aesquire |
"Here is Seattle." That's either more profound than I expected, or autocorrect. Either way, congratulations. | ||
| 86129squids |
usedTP speaking, quite profound, and amuse-bouche, as expected and whatevver the F. I am always amused at toilet paper posted in trees. It never fails to get a rise out of those who live in the TP'ed houses. Eggs are a bonus. | ||
| Ratbuell |
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| Oldog |
joe wins today! | ||
| Xbpete |
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| Xbpete |
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| Xbpete |
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| 86129squids |
... sure hope that's just henna.  I've gotten in the habit of telling all kids about reverse donuts... all you need is a FWD vehicle. | ||
| Xbpete |
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| Oldog |
Pete wins again!!!  | ||
| Hootowl |
Damn. Look how strong that Tesla is! That’s a huge tree, and the car’s position near the fulcrum of the lever means the tree is giving it all it can and the car is still holding it up. | ||
| Hootowl |
Take a good look at the passenger compartment. It’s barely dented. Sure, the windshield broke, and the roof, but the tree has barely impinged upon the passenger space. That's a safe car. |
