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Borrowedbike
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 10:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

OUCH.

Motorcycle News
Biker's penis struck by lightning
Author: Tim Skilton

Published: 21 Sep 07
CROATION BIKER Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb had his penis zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to relieve himself (no, I meant take a pee).

Djindjic, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."
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Mikef5000
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 11:22 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Oh


My


God
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Indy_bueller
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 11:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Thats bragging rights right there.

"Baby it's so big I can use it as a lightning rod!"

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Adrenaline_junkie
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 11:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I aint messin' with nobody that can shoot lightning bolts out his dork and live to talk about it.
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Hootowl
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 11:51 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

He'll go by Thor from now on.
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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 12:17 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

He'll come by Thor from now on.
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Midknyte
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 12:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

'spose he's lucky he wasn't takin a dump.

don't know which would be more painful
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Oldog
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 01:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

you think your thor! ouch!
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Etennuly
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 01:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Owwww, it hurts to laugh that much!
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Nevrenuf
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 03:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

remember that the next time your behind your garage vern. were liable to be calling you "lil"etenuly. btw, aren't you supposed to be working or something.
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Greenlantern
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 04:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Sorta makes getting bit by a radioactive Spider pretty Lame!

Hope Odin doesn't have to do "Hands On" when he enchants Little Mjolnir !!!


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Buellshyter
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 04:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I smell BS
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Etennuly
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 05:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I smell BS

What you don't think this internet story is true? Man....some people are so skeptical.

Hi Neil, I am working. I am currently watching paint dry.......$chi-ching$

(Message edited by etennuly on September 24, 2007)

(Message edited by etennuly on September 24, 2007)
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Toona
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 05:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

...and my penis will function normally eventually."

Soooo, what kind of physical therapy would this entail....

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Slaughter
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 06:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Dunno - lots of references in Google... gonna go check Snopes.com
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Rotzaruck
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 06:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I'll bet that's even worse than that electric fence I had some shocking experiences with.
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Lost_in_ohio
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 07:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Physical therapy OMG. I wonder if insurance would cover the before mentioned therapy.
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Strokizator
Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 07:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

If he has Kaiser insurance all they cover is a Playboy magazine and a jar of lube.
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Nevrenuf
Posted on Tuesday, September 25, 2007 - 07:14 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

if i had to go get therapy, i'd go to the bunny ranch out there in nevada.

ps, hope to see you next weekend vern.

(Message edited by nevrenuf on September 25, 2007)
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Coal400
Posted on Tuesday, September 25, 2007 - 08:44 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Didn't the myth-busters bust this one?
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