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Rocketman
| Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 07:58 pm: |
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"I've seen bigger tits on a bull son" I can't remember. Maybe it was the same bloody films again, lol! Rocket |
Cereal
| Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 11:59 am: |
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You got it Grumpy. I was given the call sign Cereal Killer because of the character in Hackers. "FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless! --Emanuel Goldstein aka Cereal Killer What is interesting is that the character in the 1984 that is shown on the telescreen and is the face of the Brotherhood is named Emanuel Goldstein. And a hacker back in the 80's and 90's used the that name when his hacker alias 'Cereal Killer' was traced. |
Hammeroid
| Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 03:06 pm: |
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I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual." george costanza |
Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 04:03 pm: |
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By popular demand, ok 2 people, here you are. Just as I thought!!!! 11+14+11 9+17+5+13+1 This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K. 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E. 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E. 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G. 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. |
Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 04:04 pm: |
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"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM" |
Rocketman
| Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 07:22 pm: |
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Hey Hey, welcome to the party arsehole Oh no, not a quote from 'Die Hard'! Rocket |
Dragon_slayer
| Posted on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 07:59 pm: |
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Dragon_slayer
| Posted on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 08:22 pm: |
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Nuff said! Well ok, an original quote............... "If it was easy, chipmunks would be doing it." (Dragon Slayer) |
Jaimec
| Posted on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 09:19 pm: |
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"Come out to the coast, we'll have a few laughs..." (also from Die Hard) |
Vegasbueller
| Posted on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 09:22 pm: |
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My favorite from Good Morning Vietnam: SgtMjr: Airman do you see my sleeve, what exactly does three up and three down mean to you? Robin Williams: End of an inning? |
Doughnut
| Posted on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 09:35 pm: |
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"You think you're all that now that you've got tags on your car" Sheriff in NM to a girl putting up Christmas lights in a gas station. |
Doughnut
| Posted on Monday, December 04, 2006 - 08:42 pm: |
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"cool, I killed it." Me, just now regarding this thread. |
Dragon_slayer
| Posted on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 - 12:18 am: |
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Oh no you didn't. "Those are your feet going into your shoes in the morning, no one else." (Slayer) |
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