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Danger_dave
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 05:12 am: |
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AND I can prove it:
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Lemonchili_x1
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 06:11 am: |
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Chuck Norris? What the??? |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 08:04 am: |
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But they need Mullets? |
Firebolt32
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 08:24 am: |
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Danger_dave
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 08:34 am: |
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That caption reminds me of an ex-girlfriend - in a meaty kinda way. |
Hammeroid
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 08:42 am: |
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. |
Tq_freak
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 08:44 am: |
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Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding |
Hammeroid
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 08:51 am: |
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. |
Firebolt020283
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 09:02 am: |
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chuck norris doesnt do push ups he instead pushes the ground down. |
Aaomy
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 09:15 am: |
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some people wear superman pajamas,, superman wears chuck norris pajamas |
Xl1200r
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 09:16 am: |
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, he just walks through the walls. |
Jackbequick
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 09:50 am: |
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"..Real men don't need windscreens..." Up here in Maine, Real Men ride with windscreens in order to enhance their personal BFOBKZ. That is their Black Flies and Other Bugs Killing Zone. Increasing the effective radius of your personal kill zone is a civic responsibility and contributes to the betterment of mankind. Jack |
Hammeroid
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 09:54 am: |
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's |
Mr_t
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 10:00 am: |
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chuck norris's round house kick is so powerful it can be seen from space t. |
Danger_dave
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 10:09 am: |
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>>enhance their personal BFOBKZ.<< Why waste a meal?
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Hammeroid
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 10:21 am: |
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off. |
Buellerandy
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 10:52 am: |
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I always liked the "Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris." |
Mr_grumpy
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 11:09 am: |
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Chuck Norris wears a ten gallon hat because he really does have a ten gallon head! |
Aldaytona
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 11:32 am: |
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Before the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris. |
Hammeroid
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 11:33 am: |
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris |
Cyclonemduece
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 11:40 am: |
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there is no "ctrl" button on chuck norris's computer, he is always in control. chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird chuck norris can slam a revolving door |
Firebolt32
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 11:57 am: |
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye. |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 12:07 pm: |
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Chuck Norris aint 'fraid of nuthin except Chuck Norris! |
Midknyte
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 12:46 pm: |
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The quickest way to a mans' heart is with Chuck Norris's fist... |
Natexlh1000
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 01:24 pm: |
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If Chuck Norris falls into water, he doen't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 01:33 pm: |
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Don't play Poker with Chuck Norris! Roundhouse always wins! |
Swordsman
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 01:36 pm: |
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made of real cowboys. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. ~SM |
Hammeroid
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 01:37 pm: |
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris |
Hammeroid
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 01:38 pm: |
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 01:41 pm: |
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There are only two things in the world that can cut diamonds ... other diamonds and Chuck Norris! |