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Multi_bueller
| Posted on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 - 01:59 pm: |
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Everyone needs to be on the lookout for the Polish Ass ass in!!!!! He is formerly a Polish professional wrestler. He was known for wearing a see through mask and for causing total pandemonium in the ring. Watch out for flying kielbasa and pierogies. If anyone is interested in meeting him, he can be found at Liberty HD/Buell. He is always willing to sign autographs or body parts whatever you like. |
Tiad
| Posted on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 - 02:02 pm: |
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Is it true he is the perogi prince,.???.... the keilbasa king?????? He autographed my TAIL( section ) once!!!......Once......!!!!!! All Hail the Ass Ass in!!!!!!!! |
Multi_bueller
| Posted on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 - 02:03 pm: |
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He is a legend in his own time!!!!! |
Jaimec
| Posted on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 - 02:04 pm: |
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Ivan Putski? |
Mutation_racer
| Posted on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 - 02:12 pm: |
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the assassins mask is pretty cool you can see his face and man that is one ugly polock |
Polish_assassin
| Posted on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 - 02:16 pm: |
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Whatcha gonna do when the KIELBASA HAMMER comes down on you! |
Zynthaxx
| Posted on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 02:09 am: |
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I'm sorry, I'm not very up-to-date in the world of wrestling, but somehow the kielbasa hammer doesn't sound very scary. You know... Mmmmmm! Mustard! |
C4l3
| Posted on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 02:48 am: |
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...What is going on in this forum... |
12r
| Posted on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 06:54 am: |
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And here I was thinking it was a way to eliminate polishing...doh |
Swordsman
| Posted on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 09:21 am: |
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WOW... I was SO confused when I 1st started reading this post! Weird. A good friend of mine was in amateur "professional" (*snicker*) wrestling for awhile. That stuff is as goofy as it gets, but I do respect the guys for the stunts they can pull off without breaking their own necks. What really tickles me are the 65 year old women that take it seriously. THAT'S much more entertaining than the actual wrestling! ~SM |
Freezerburn
| Posted on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 11:09 am: |
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Ryan, just what is it that you know about Mark's flying kielbasa? Scary indeed! |
Mutation_racer
| Posted on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 02:10 pm: |
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If you have pics of the mask man that has the see through mask lets see them |
Tommy_2stroke
| Posted on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 04:14 pm: |
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Sword, that woman was my dear departed Aunt Anna. She loved wrestling, roller derby and weekend trips to Reno to hit the slots and blackjack tables. She was hell on wheels, man... I do miss her so. She would have loved the Polish Assassin! |
Crusty
| Posted on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 07:36 pm: |
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When I was a kid, my Great Aunt would come over to our house every Saturday afternoon; and she and my Grandmother would watch wrestling. I still remember the day that Haystack Calhoon jumped on Killer Kawalski. Two little old Italian ladies jumping up and down swearing at that ****** in Italian, and shouting gleefully as he finally got what he deserved. |
Johnnylunchbox
| Posted on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 07:48 pm: |
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I saw a vendor cart today in the city that read "polish sausage $5.00". I thought to myself, "Hmmmm, not a bad price at all." |
Polish_assassin
| Posted on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 08:04 pm: |
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Hello BadWebers, all kidding aside, Multi and Mutant are having some fun at my expense. I've been lurking the bad web since august and finally registered yesterday, I wish all of you a fun and safe riding season to come. Stop in and Introduce yourself if your ever in the LIBERTY H-D/BUELL area. Polish assassin |
Chellem
| Posted on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 10:40 pm: |
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Man you guys are something else. I heard that our lurker had "come out", and was wondering what his nick turned out to be. Separately, I saw this post and thought, what the hell? Should've known it was someone from Liberty talking about Polish sausages and wrestling. It's a weird place to work. Not a complaint, not by a long shot - wouldn't work anywhere else. Just, weird man. Anyway - welcome to the Polish Assassin! |
Mutation_racer
| Posted on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 11:36 pm: |
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Well just got done googling the famous legend the "polish assassin" and found some good shots of him. this guy look tuff. i'm still not sure why he wears a see through mask, we can see who he is. this might be the only chance you get to see them. once poland finds out this hole site could be shut down |
Mutation_racer
| Posted on Thursday, February 08, 2007 - 11:47 pm: |
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sorry but pics will have to wait till the morning. the fbi is at my door. |
Mutation_racer
| Posted on Friday, February 09, 2007 - 09:59 am: |
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THESE ARE THE PICS. I FOUNG ON THE NET OF THE MASKED MAN
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Not_purple_s2
| Posted on Friday, February 09, 2007 - 10:21 am: |
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I love ya baby but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm. I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. Now get it on! - Tenacious D "Kielbasa Song" http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=us er.viewprofile&friendID=154818962 |
Polish_assassin
| Posted on Friday, February 09, 2007 - 11:41 am: |
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Ok Ok, This is starting to go in a direction that's giving me the heebee's |
Mutation_racer
| Posted on Saturday, February 10, 2007 - 08:55 am: |
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If you have any photos of the assassin lets see them. there are many faces of the assassin |
Odinbueller
| Posted on Sunday, February 11, 2007 - 10:55 am: |
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I had to dig through the archives, but found this little jem:
Here's the famed Polish Assassin in a rare TV interview after his title bout with "The Silver Fox". When asked how he was able to elude the cat-like attacks of "The Silver Fox", the Assassin replied in true Polish fashion: "He was no match for my furious meats!"
Then, unbeknownst to the crew & the Assassin himself, The Silver Fox bounded in from off set! However, The Polish Assassin was on his game that day, and threw down a layer of pierogies and caused the The Silver Fox to slide off kilter right underneath the boot of the Assassin, bespekled by rage & diced onions. Triumphantly, The Polish Assassin exclaimed: "All challengers shall taste defeat under my deadly kielbasa, flavored by three different meats, secret hobo spices, and all natural casings!" |
Polish_assassin
| Posted on Sunday, February 11, 2007 - 09:35 pm: |
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You can't forget about the secret sauce odin, and by the way blue is not my best color, I think pink spandex is much more flattering to my figure. As for the Silver Fox, any publicity is good publicity. |
Mutation_racer
| Posted on Saturday, February 17, 2007 - 11:53 am: |
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THERE WAS A SIGHTING OF HIM AT THE N.J. DEVIL GAME ON FRIDAY |
Mutation_racer
| Posted on Sunday, February 25, 2007 - 01:32 am: |
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the assassin was cought last night braking in to a home and trying some new moves on some very scared people. he shows no concern even with the kids. he need to understand the mask is see though. |