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Spiderman
| Posted on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 09:52 pm: |
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You know the rules 3 lines 5 7 5 syllables When will the rain stop I just want to ride to work God make the rain STOP! |
Darthane
| Posted on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 10:15 pm: |
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Beautiful Japan And no bike for me to ride Jesus Christ this sucks. |
Buellerthanyou
| Posted on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 11:18 pm: |
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S2, you move me Your bodywork is gorgeous And rear tire smoke rules! HellBuelly J-san |
M1combat
| Posted on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 11:50 pm: |
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That last one is stretched because tire's really two why Buellerthanyou |
Viros
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 01:57 am: |
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Give me back my bike You FN' overpriced Buell stealership seven days is too long! |
Crusty
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 07:06 am: |
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When a Surgeon says The pain will not be that bad Do not believe him |
Buckinfubba
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 08:31 am: |
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internet porn good reallife porn that much better leave the puter off edited by buckinfubba on March 25, 2004 |
Seanp
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 08:32 am: |
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I can't wait to leave This stinking place called Baghdad, And get on a bike! I have not ridden Before now, but I can't wait. Too bad, there's no choice! Oh well, luckily I will be home in a month With two new Buells. Yay! |
Glitch
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 08:46 am: |
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Oh Crusty my friend What you have said is too true I wish it wasn't |
Seanp
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 09:08 am: |
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Bubba - porn is good, But there is just one problem - Lotion's expensive! |
The_communist
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 09:16 am: |
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school is so boring i wish i was somewhere else maybe out riding soft fuzzy furry throw it against the wall now poor little kitten |
Buckinfubba
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 09:44 am: |
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sean if you play it right you are not alone at night natures lotion lives |
Seanp
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 10:04 am: |
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I am not alone, But my roommates are both guys. Life in a barracks. But when I get home, My roommate is a woman. My wife, yeah buddy! So for the last year, It's been rosie and sisters. But not much longer. I will stop this now, Before it gets out of line. Don't want to offend! So bring the haiku Back to riding motorbikes. The second best rides! |
Sarodude
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 10:09 am: |
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HP is not cheap losing weight is much cheaper Where's the bike diet? |
Buckinfubba
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 10:56 am: |
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simple but to the point: ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride |
Budo
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 12:21 pm: |
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Buell break down often Trade for a Yamaha FZ1 Now I break no more |
M1combat
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 12:31 pm: |
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Quite alright Budo We really don't need you though... you can't write Haiku |
Fly
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 01:30 pm: |
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You haiku writers Obviously have much time Get a job, won't you? |
Ezblast
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 01:37 pm: |
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I'll be your fly Fly though I sting you will not see Buell is the way boy! GT - JBOTDS! EZ |
Dasxb9s
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 02:48 pm: |
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I have a bad cold what will I do if I sneeze haw... haiku... haiku... |
Kcfirebolt
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 03:21 pm: |
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This is too funny!
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Blake
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 05:47 pm: |
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FYI: The Original Haiku Page |
Tucsonxb9s
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 05:59 pm: |
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My street fighter waits No free tire for the front Damn you Pirelli!
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Newblaster
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 06:35 pm: |
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My thumper is black, Even where it should be grey. Rainy season grime. Each time I would wash, The drizzle falls lightly down. San Francisco rain. The rain, however, Is just my lazy excuse. I should wash my bike. This place where I work, Free access to the BadWeB, And lots of downtime. Because of this I lurk, And occasionally post, Then go read Craigslist. Okay, I have to stop now... |
Imonabuss
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 10:13 pm: |
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Budo's haiku skill Shows a man easily pleased Therefore, Yamaha. |
Spiderman
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 10:17 pm: |
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I am Happy that this thread is working out Cause this is funny |
Sportyeric
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 10:19 pm: |
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I beg to differ Blake isn't always correct First haikus were here. edited by Sportyeric on March 25, 2004 |
Seanp
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 10:46 pm: |
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How many of you Have been tapping your fingers On your desk to count? Folks in my office Must think that I have gone nuts. Tapping, with no tune. |
Doughnut
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 10:50 pm: |
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My Buell is lonely, It wants me to ride on it, Soon I shall ride, soon. |
Sandblast
| Posted on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 11:04 pm: |
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I rode my M 2 To get Superbike Tickets Go Eric Bostrom
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