Every time I have drank Ever Clear.... I black out... puke... then pass out.... The black out part can go on for awhile... thats the time frame I have SUPER STUPID POWERS!! I can fly... I am the best friend in the world!! to everything... man or beast.... (Rabid dogs, eye clawing cats... UGLY FAT WOMEN) I have "Billy Badass, I'm Marine Corps vet and will kick your ass into orbit" flash backs I can sing.... I can dance.... I can walk on fire...
The list goes on and on... If you don't think I can do it... just double dog dare me!!
With that in mind.... I stay war far away from the hard stuff!!
I distinctly remember sitting on the stairs, distraught from having just been dumped, and taking a long pull off a bottle of Everclear. I remember the caustic burn in my throat, and the numbness that radiated out from my gut with surprising speed. I remember very little of the evening after that, but I heard it went poorly.
That was twenty years ago, and I haven't touched Everclear since. There's hard stuff, and then there's stupid stuff. I count Everclear in the latter column.
My alcoholic neighbor came over after she had finished off a bottle of conundrum by herself (purple teeth at the door). She and I killed a bottle of Pinot and a bottle of Cab. I have her a shot of the 180 proof lightning I had in the cupboard.
She left, and I haven't seen her since.
The look (or lack thereof) on her face was priceless. I've never seen a liquid remove all expression and affect from someone's face like moonshine does.
That's true. I bought some homemade fruit wine from a Hutterite colony a couple years ago. Was it going to win any prestigious international awards? No. Was it enjoyable? Plenty.
Its all in the recipe. Great grandpappy used watermelons and black berries in the mash to avoid buyin sugar. (that is how the revenuers usually nailed ya) Its like somebody made a koolaid with rubbing alcohol.... smooth
Not necessarily....had some fine Virginia stump water over christmas from an 80-year-old man who's been making the same recipe for, well, 80 years. He doesn't sell it, just makes it for family and friends with peaches in the mash.
Best liquor I've ever had. Like it as much, if not maybe better, than bourbon.
I don't know nothin'....and I can prove it!But seriously a good Tennessee Mountain Spring Water out of a jar will leave one laughing one's ass off and blank of mind with little or no hangover. I've seen it done!