| Author | Message | ||
     Ray_maines |
A Zen Master walks up to the Hot Dog Vender and says "Make me one with everything" . . . . . . Zen Master pays for the hot dog with a $20 bill and the vender quickly slips it into the cash drawer. A moment later Zen Master asks "Where's the change?" to which the vender replies "All change must come from within." | ||
| Buellkowski |
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| Rocketman |
How do you make a hormone? Screw her! Rocket | ||
| Kevyn |
I though it was screw her and then not pay...any man with experience with professionals is familiar with the $$ money first concept... thanks for the humor! | ||
| Newfie_buell |
What do you call a ••••• (prostitute) with a runny nose???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FULL No more ••••• (prostitute) jokes now!!!!from me anyway | ||
| Outrider |
How do you make a hormone? Don't Pay Her!!! | ||
| Buellkowski |
"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think." -Dorothy Parker | ||
| Bluzm2 |
What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear the enzyme! (Message edited by bluzm2 on September 17, 2004) | ||
| Midknyte |
What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? Ever hear a vitamin...? | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Whats the diff between a Buffalo & a Bison? > > > > > > > you can't wash your hands in a Buffalo! (unless you're a cook, then you do it in Buffalo wearing shades)  | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' " The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a heart murmur. Be careful | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Mr Honda, of the Honda Motor Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement. At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him". St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?" God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am". "Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your design." 1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2- It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. 5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and don't even get me started talking about the maintenance costs. "Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee look." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results. After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.." | ||
| Ezblast |
UHH - OHH! HOTDOG!  GT - JBOTDS! EZ  |
