| Author | Message | ||
     Darthane |
Back to the U.S. My Babe and babies await I get to ride BOTH! | ||
| Sarodude |
I am on a buss What a weird pseudonym Steve McQueen is dead | ||
| Charlieboy6649 |
I find this thread great My stomach hurts from the joy Keep them coming please  | ||
| Awprior |
Buells are wicked cool Thank you so much Eric Buell S-Ones make me drool Damn, that one does rhyme hope I didn't break the rules time for bed, work early | ||
| Seanp |
Live to ride, ride to - Get to work, blow off some steam. And, of course, to live.  I, obviously, Have way too much time, I think. Maybe I should work. | ||
| Newblaster |
Maybe you should work? Yesterday I composed five. Today, maybe more. As I write haikus, I sit and think to myself, I hope I'm not caught. Sitting at my desk, Wasting the company's time, Pretending to work. My motorcycle, Waiting patiently outside. Soon I'll ride her home. To you, Spiderman, Thank you for starting this thread. Letting us create. To all BadWeBers, Hope your weekends all go well, Stay shiny side up. edited by newblaster on March 26, 2004 | ||
| Blake |
Sporty Eric dude Lurking author of good tales Write more Sportster lore | ||
| Seanp |
Twenty-four hours Is a long time to be up Without any sleep. But soon I'll be home. And then life will be normal - 6 to 6, woohoo... When I return home And finally get my bikes, I'll have tears of joy. Only thirty days Until I go to Beaumont And pick them up, yay! That's seven hundred And twenty hours or so. But then, who's counting? I think a haiku Is good poetry for us Who are not poets! Elvis always said "Thank you, thank you very much" And left the building. I am following The example of the King. Now I am stopping. | ||
| Spiderman |
New Blaster your thanks Your thanks are appriciated much I am glad it Rockeds | ||
| Newblaster |
It is true, there is A poet in all bikers. Just look at this thread. Haiku is a great Creative outlet for all. And it boosts post counts. Other message boards Would call me "post whore" for this. But, this is not them. Why I like the BadWeB Is that we're more accepting Of "post whores" like me. I will stop this now. Thank you all for reading this Haiku doggerel. | ||
| Jb2 |
dusty Texas wind Badweb thunderstorms began Rudy did it right | ||
| Ezblast |
Morn beckons coffee gear up and go down the road twenty coastal miles Flashing sun above energetic growl below pilots sweet sweet bliss Inside I tucked turning passing I abide the ride is the thing GT - JBOTDS! EZ  | ||
| Tucsonxb9s |
Twisty road awaits Feel the torque and horsepower Nothing like a V-twin! | ||
| Charlieboy6649 |
My wife and I sit Laughing our asses off at You Bueller poets Not to start trouble But porn is still very good Dial up too slow Need a D S L So I can surf porn faster Before boss walks in. O.K. back to bikes Damn Jardine, send my bracket! Miss my chin fairing. | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
The work is done, The tax return arrives, My brain melts. Cubic inches, V8 rumble, The grin spreads. A warm hand, Baggy trousers, Is it mine?  | ||
| Anonymous |
Mr grumpy no the lines must have syllables of 5 7 5 see | ||
| Spiderman |
Sorry I Didn't Mean to hit the annony My bad Blake forgive? | ||
| Sportyeric |
Oh Lord, won't you buy me A snap red S2. Bikes are such fun that I must have a few. A green one, a red one, Next'll be blue. Oh Lord, won't you buy me A snap red S2. Hijacking the thread Some people just have no class. Back to lurking now. | ||
| Lake_bueller |
Here's a haiku about my day.... Today ride three forty Cold, mist, rain, wet roads no fun Sure beats work today  | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
I'm sorry Spidey But I don't care, just call it Poetic license | ||
| Spiderman |
Sporty Eric WHY! Now I have Dolly Parton Stuck in my head DAMN! | ||
| Crusty |
Uh, Spidey; that was Janis Joplin, not the Singing Boobies. | ||
| Seanp |
No, Crusty - Haiku. It must be five, seven, five. Don't break the rules, man. Spiderman, you're off. That was Janis Joplin's song. Not the Singing Boobs. See, that's how it's done. Damnit, I'm tapping again, Counting syllables. Edited by Sean While trying to teach Crusty, I miscounted. Duh! edited by seanp on March 27, 2004 | ||
| Crusty |
To correct Spidey I forgot where I was at Pardon my error. | ||
| Sportyeric |
I once thought about Dolly Parton constantly. Now we're both too old. | ||
| Sportyeric |
My fav from the XL list. Axe's contribution a while back: Whip harder, pain good. Leave pleasure scars on my skin Long loose helmet strap | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Dear Sportyeric You can never be too old It just takes longer Explain to French wife Haiku's, mumbling and typing She thinks I'm loopy The one called Spidey has a lot to answer for, Counting my fingers. | ||
| Sarodude |
Anonyhaiku me thinks you have miscounted seven's syllables | ||
| Newblaster |
Stupid haiku thread. I spend too much time on here. Now I think like this. Always in my mind, I am counting syllables. Thinking in haiku. Roommate thinks I'm crazy. She is tired of my poems. Soon, she'll kick me out. Need to find a girl. One who is not "just a friend." She could distract me... Only time it stops Is when I have been drinking. Can't do that at work. I don't really mind. It gives me something to do. (Still, a girl would help...) | ||
| Dullorb |
firing of pistons gears mesh as clutch is released friction grips the road |
