| Author | Message | ||
     Spiderman |
You know the rules 3 lines 5 7 5 syllables When will the rain stop I just want to ride to work God make the rain STOP! | ||
| Darthane |
Beautiful Japan And no bike for me to ride Jesus Christ this sucks. | ||
| Buellerthanyou |
S2, you move me Your bodywork is gorgeous And rear tire smoke rules! HellBuelly J-san | ||
| M1combat |
That last one is stretched because tire's really two why Buellerthanyou | ||
| Viros |
Give me back my bike You FN' overpriced Buell stealership seven days is too long! | ||
| Crusty |
When a Surgeon says The pain will not be that bad Do not believe him | ||
| Buckinfubba |
internet porn good reallife porn that much better leave the puter off edited by buckinfubba on March 25, 2004 | ||
| Seanp |
I can't wait to leave This stinking place called Baghdad, And get on a bike! I have not ridden Before now, but I can't wait. Too bad, there's no choice! Oh well, luckily I will be home in a month With two new Buells. Yay! | ||
| Glitch |
Oh Crusty my friend What you have said is too true I wish it wasn't | ||
| Seanp |
Bubba - porn is good, But there is just one problem - Lotion's expensive! | ||
| The_communist |
school is so boring i wish i was somewhere else maybe out riding soft fuzzy furry throw it against the wall now poor little kitten | ||
| Buckinfubba |
sean if you play it right you are not alone at night natures lotion lives | ||
| Seanp |
I am not alone, But my roommates are both guys. Life in a barracks. But when I get home, My roommate is a woman. My wife, yeah buddy! So for the last year, It's been rosie and sisters. But not much longer. I will stop this now, Before it gets out of line. Don't want to offend! So bring the haiku Back to riding motorbikes. The second best rides! | ||
| Sarodude |
HP is not cheap losing weight is much cheaper Where's the bike diet? | ||
| Buckinfubba |
simple but to the point: ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride | ||
| Budo |
Buell break down often Trade for a Yamaha FZ1 Now I break no more | ||
| M1combat |
Quite alright Budo We really don't need you though... you can't write Haiku | ||
| Fly |
You haiku writers Obviously have much time Get a job, won't you? | ||
| Ezblast |
I'll be your fly Fly though I sting you will not see Buell is the way boy! GT - JBOTDS! EZ  | ||
| Dasxb9s |
I have a bad cold what will I do if I sneeze haw... haiku... haiku... | ||
| Kcfirebolt |
This is too funny! | ||
| Blake |
FYI: | ||
| Tucsonxb9s |
My street fighter waits No free tire for the front Damn you Pirelli! | ||
| Newblaster |
My thumper is black, Even where it should be grey. Rainy season grime. Each time I would wash, The drizzle falls lightly down. San Francisco rain. The rain, however, Is just my lazy excuse. I should wash my bike. This place where I work, Free access to the BadWeB, And lots of downtime. Because of this I lurk, And occasionally post, Then go read Craigslist. Okay, I have to stop now... | ||
| Imonabuss |
Budo's haiku skill Shows a man easily pleased Therefore, Yamaha. | ||
| Spiderman |
I am Happy that this thread is working out Cause this is funny | ||
| Sportyeric |
I beg to differ Blake isn't always correct First haikus were here. edited by Sportyeric on March 25, 2004 | ||
| Seanp |
How many of you Have been tapping your fingers On your desk to count? Folks in my office Must think that I have gone nuts. Tapping, with no tune. | ||
| Doughnut |
My Buell is lonely, It wants me to ride on it, Soon I shall ride, soon. | ||
| Sandblast |
I rode my M 2 To get Superbike Tickets Go Eric Bostrom |
