| Author | Message | ||
     Dynarider |
>UNANSWERED QUESTIONS > >Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? > >Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are >always white? > >Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale? > >Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that >something new to eat will have materialized? > >On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many >pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot? > >Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum >cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give >their vacuum one more chance? > >Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try? > >How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures? > &g t;Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then >what was the purpose of the bath? > >Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your >clothes would they eventually just disappear? > >When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping >cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't all >right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?' > >Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the top you >always think there's still one more step? > >Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the >table you always manage to knock something else over? > >Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is >how close to the road the stuff is placed? > >In winter, why do we try to keep the house as wa rm as it was in summer when >we complained about the heat? > >Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers? > >Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men? > >Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what >the heck happened? > >If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who >really is the smarter sex? > >Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as >needy throughout the rest of the year? > >Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep >wounds as 'just a scratch,' but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill' >with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks? > >How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes? > >Why do men forget everything and women remember everything? > >Do Chinese people get h ungry an hour after they eat American food? > >Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense >in two people remembering the same things, right? > >Is the real reason women live longer then men because they don't have to live >with women? > >If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told >you to? | ||
| Bads1 |
How about why is it your out on the freeway on your bike do 65-70 and you always seem to pull in the clutch and up shift looking for one more gear.  | ||
| Rocketman |
How about would you want a Ferrari with a VW motor? Rocket  | ||
| Swampy |
Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep >wounds as 'just a scratch,' but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill' >with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks? Where do you think those scratches came from? You need more time off to try it again. Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then >what was the purpose of the bath? I have boys, no way are those towels clean after they take a bath OK? So now wheres my TEE shirt? edited by swampy on January 05, 2004 edited by swampy on January 05, 2004 | ||
| Rocketman |
I have boys, no way are those towels clean after they take a bath I've got one boy and I know exactly what you mean Swampy LOL although his mum got him loads of underarm squirty for christmas I think until he starts dating girls he'll still be a proper lad always grafted in muck but hey I do love him to bits even though he goes through £70 skate shoes every 5 minutes. Don't ask about my daughter either she has issues too LOL and she's just turned 10. Motorcycles are cheaper and far less maintenance! Rocket | ||
| M1combat |
Hmm, a 916... Why would you want a VW with a Ferrari engine? BadS1's was pretty good, I do that all the time on the Buell (But did on my old Honda too...). | ||
| Metalstorm |
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Why does sour cream have an expiration date? Isn't it already sour? Why did God give us guys two heads and only enough blood to run one at a time??? | ||
| Rocketman |
Hmm, a 916... Why would you want a VW with a Ferrari engine? Ha hahahah hahahahahaha..... say like to win about nine hundred and sixteen World Super Bike races? Rocket | ||
| Crusty |
Except when Collin Edwards is there on a Honda. | ||
| Hootowl |
Why is it called a butterfly and not a flutterby? | ||
| Rockbiter1 |
If a tin whistle is make of tin, what are fog horns made of? Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10, but hotdog buns come in packs of 8? If a tree falls on a squid in the forest, does anybody care? | ||
| M1combat |
How do they get that non stick stuff to stick to the pan? | ||
| Dasxb9s |
If electrons move near the speed of light... why does it take so long to do stuff on a computer? | ||
| Bads1 |
Why is it when you go to Mcdonald's carry out and theres always stray fries and the bottom of the bag???? | ||
| Innes |
Why is there only one monopolies commission? Why is there always a traffic jam when you're late & nothing on the road when you're looking for someone to play with? | ||
| Mikej |
Why was a Buell™ Blast™ not an allowed and authorized competitor in a Buell™ sponsored BattleTrax event? (Perhaps the ultimate unanswered question.) | ||
| Lake_bueller |
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? | ||
| M1combat |
LOL Dennis  . | ||
| Bads1 |
How many lick does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop???? | ||
| Lake_bueller |
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force? | ||
| Mrs_bads1 |
Why does the road to nowhere lead to somewhere? | ||
| Rocketman |
Except when Collin Edwards is there on a Honda. To true Crusty a British built and campaigned Honda from the backwaters of Louth in Lincolnshire - and it's going to be great if Edwards is on the pace with his RCV in Moto GP. The man's infectious and not just on the track. Rocket | ||
| Bads1 |
Rocket watching Hayden and Edwards as team is going to be something to watch. | ||
| Newfie_buell |
Why isn't a Building called a Built???? | ||
| Iamike |
Dyna, How would you know about bubble baths? Is there another side of you that we've never noticed? | ||
| Rocketman |
You're right. I didn't get to see much of Hayden at the begging of last season (wasn't in camera shot was he) then he came on strong in the last half of the season finally taking rookie of the year with some awesome finishes. Next year should be great with Rossi on the Yam and what big guns have we got on the Honda's. I'd like to see Neil Hodgson up there next year too. It's always fascinating to watch new riders coming up from different disciplins more so when their rise to the premier class has been meteoric and they land a works Ducati to boot. Personally I always rated Hodgson's arch rival Chris Walker the better rider of the two but Hodgson it seems has guided his career more fruitfully. Walker though has proved his mettle on two stroke GP Suzukis and four stroke Kawa's Suzuki's and now Ducatis where as Hodgson has been Ducati through and through. rocket | ||
| 02buells3t |
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how long does it take a mosquito with a wooden leg to bore a hole in a bucket of smoke? | ||
| Bads1 |
What about Kurtis Roberts,I don't think he's accomplished enough in his career to be at Moto GP but when your dads Kenny SR. I guess. | ||
| Ray_maines |
About as much wood as a Woodchuck could if a Woodchuck could chuck wood. Are we on the shore or the coast? Why are Buell sport bikes powered by a John Deere farm implement?I mean, honest to God, if you were Erik Buell and were going to reinvent an existing HD motor to stick in your all new high tech sport bike you'd start with the V-Rod wouldn't you? | ||
| Swampy |
WOODCHUCKS DO NOT, AND I REPEAT, DO NOT CHUCK WOOD! Anybody up for a hunt? call me in May! |
