| Author | Message | ||
     Stevedplumber |
I seen a cool bumper sticker today it read "I'm not speeding. I just have to poop." That definitely put a grin on my face.  | ||
| Darthane |
...awesome. | ||
| Kyrocket |
I just find it funny that it was seen and posted by a plumber.  (cue Morrisette's Ironic) | ||
| Brumbear |
my favorite if there is a will I wanna be in it | ||
| Cowboy |
Radiator repair shop==== A good place to take a leak. | ||
| Djkaplan |
The best bumper sticker I ever saw was painted on. Stenciled on the front bumper of an ancient Land Rover were the words 'NO BRAKES' painted on backwards. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
I could put stickers on my bike, like the BMW ADV riders do , to show all the places I have been, but the mud would just cover them up. | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
The mud shows where you've been. | ||
| Hammeroid |
A friend of mine had a beat-up, rusted out old green gremlin with a sticker that read "don't laugh I just dropped off your daughter" | ||
| Slaughter |
or for Imodium AD:
(seen on a billboard in one of the busiest interchanges in LA) | ||
| Spiderman |
"If you love your bike, let it go. If it comes back, you've high sided." | ||
| Reepicheep |
A few bumper stickers I have had up in various places at various times... "Jesus is coming... Look busy!" "Carpe Deum! (Seize God)" "Jesus Loves You... But he likes me best!" One I would love, but have not been able to find... "I'm a fool for Jesus. Who's fool are you?" | ||
| Slaughter |
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| Schwiiing |
"Don't pray in my school, and I won't think in your church." "I like your Christ. It's your Christians I do not like. They are very unlike your Christ." -- Gandhi | ||
| Slaughter |
That Ghandi quote is a classic. That quote is so misunderstood by so many people who CALL themselves Christians. | ||
| Court |
When I lived in Marina del Rey . . .gals tag next door. on one car . . on the other. | ||
| Skinstains |
When I was a young boy I had one that read... "hell yes I'm drunk ! I'm no stuntdriver ! | ||
| Schwiiing |
Spotted (license plates) on an RV pulling a car behind... RV - FTLOOSE Car - FNCYFRE Definitely someone having a good time. | ||
| Azxb9r |
"I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left" | ||
| Damnut |
He who laughs last.......... Thinks slowest | ||
| Ulynut |
"I break for hallucinations" | ||
| No_rice |
the sticker on the back of my blazer says "don't laugh, it has less miles than your girlfriend" | ||
| Garyz28 |
Jesus loves you, but I think you're an •••••••! | ||
| Crusty |
I may be fat, but you're ugly; and I can diet. | ||
| Cityxslicker |
my other bike is filthy too | ||
| Birdy |
Seen in Ohio. Prevent inbreeding, Ban Country music | ||
| Hughlysses |
I saw a weird one yesterday that cracked me up: Must not go to sleep or the evil clowns will get me... Must not go to sleep or the evil clowns will get me... Must not go to sleep or the evil clowns will get me... Must not go to sleep or the evil clowns will get me... | ||
| Brettx1 |
My buddy told me that when he was a young punk, he drove around with one that said "Jesus loves me, but I make him wear a condom". How wrong is that!  | ||
| Cityxslicker |
Support Whirled Peas | ||
| Just_ziptab |
I've always said I never speed.........I just like to go fast once in a while. |
