| Author | Message | ||
     Danger_dave |
AND I can prove it:  | ||
| Lemonchili_x1 |
Chuck Norris? What the??? | ||
| Greenlantern |
But they need Mullets? | ||
| Firebolt32 |
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| Danger_dave |
That caption reminds me of an ex-girlfriend - in a meaty kinda way. | ||
| Hammeroid |
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. | ||
| Tq_freak |
Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding | ||
| Hammeroid |
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. | ||
| Firebolt020283 |
chuck norris doesnt do push ups he instead pushes the ground down. | ||
| Aaomy |
some people wear superman pajamas,, superman wears chuck norris pajamas | ||
| Xl1200r |
Chuck Norris' house has no doors, he just walks through the walls. | ||
| Jackbequick |
"..Real men don't need windscreens..." Up here in Maine, Real Men ride with windscreens in order to enhance their personal BFOBKZ. That is their Black Flies and Other Bugs Killing Zone. Increasing the effective radius of your personal kill zone is a civic responsibility and contributes to the betterment of mankind. Jack | ||
| Hammeroid |
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's | ||
| Mr_t |
chuck norris's round house kick is so powerful it can be seen from space t. | ||
| Danger_dave |
>>enhance their personal BFOBKZ.<< Why waste a meal?  | ||
| Hammeroid |
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off. | ||
| Buellerandy |
I always liked the "Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris." | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Chuck Norris wears a ten gallon hat because he really does have a ten gallon head! | ||
| Aldaytona |
Before the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris. | ||
| Hammeroid |
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris | ||
| Cyclonemduece |
there is no "ctrl" button on chuck norris's computer, he is always in control. chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird chuck norris can slam a revolving door | ||
| Firebolt32 |
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye. | ||
| Greenlantern |
Chuck Norris aint 'fraid of nuthin except Chuck Norris! | ||
| Midknyte |
The quickest way to a mans' heart is with Chuck Norris's fist... | ||
| Natexlh1000 |
If Chuck Norris falls into water, he doen't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. | ||
| Greenlantern |
Don't play Poker with Chuck Norris! Roundhouse always wins! | ||
| Swordsman |
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made of real cowboys. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. ~SM | ||
| Hammeroid |
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris | ||
| Hammeroid |
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off | ||
| Greenlantern |
There are only two things in the world that can cut diamonds ... other diamonds and Chuck Norris! |
