| Author | Message | ||
     Mr_grumpy |
THE CATHOLIC LIGHTSWITCH  | ||
| Xl1200r |
I'd say that's probably exactly how they intended it. | ||
| Greenlantern |
Never much cared for puppet shows.....   | ||
| New12r |
OMG!!! I need one of those!! | ||
| Nevrenuf |
this is gonna get ugly, i can see it now. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
I would love to sneak into my Mother-in-laws house and put one of those in the kitchen.... | ||
| Oddalloy |
Since I spent all my Elementary and High School years in Catholic Schools, and I think that switchplate is funny as hell, does it mean I'm going there? | ||
| Etennuly |
does it mean I'm going there? Sure, but probably not for that!  | ||
| Swordsman |
The text above the switch says "Honor Thy Father and Mother." Dunno if that makes it any funnier or not... ~SM | ||
| Etennuly |
"....and the Lord said "Let there be light!!"". "common light ya little snippit!....light it I say!" come on light it......now just light it......one of you flip the damn switch, come on | ||
| Nevrenuf |
"....and the Lord said "Let there be light!!"". and that's when the machinist mates fired up the #1 ships service turbo generator. | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
At least it wasn't a priest standing behind a boy and the switch was between the boy's legs. | ||
| Greenlantern |
I did not know "For his Glory" had a hole at the end of it!  (can I have a window seat on the 5:33 express to Tartarus?) | ||
| Bill0351 |
Try turning it on with both hands tied behind your back. Now off... Now on... OFF ON! Yeah baby! FLIP THAT SWITCH! FLIP IT! Bill | ||
| Djkaplan |
That switch plate looks non-denominational to me. | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
You're right it could be Chris Furguson trying recruit kids into playing the WSOP.  | ||
| U4euh |
VIAGRA has a sticker that goes over the switch plate. It is the picture of the 'Mens' room figure and of course the switch is in that exact same location, that one funny, but this one makes me feel all icky. Did I actually just use icky to describe my feelings? | ||
| Etennuly |
Kinda makes ya want to wear rubber gloves.  | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Umm. Dude. | ||
| 4cammer |
Wow..... not something I would joke about and I am not even a Gentile. | ||
| Sgthigg |
Lets just thank god it isnt Muhammed on that switch...We would all be targets for Homicide bombers..  | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
Lets just thank god it isnt Muhammed on that switch If it was, as soon as flipped the switch your fingers would get blown off.... | ||
| Buellerandy |
I wouldn't touch this thread with a 60 foot pole. | ||
| Jayvee |
I just want to know, is up = lights on or off ? | ||
| Greenlantern |
I just want to know, is up = lights on or off ? depends on who you're asking?  | ||
| Nevrenuf |
if it's up, it's turned on. isn't that's the way it should always be. but what if it's a 3way. are you up all the time. | ||
| Stevedplumber |
with the right kind of three way ratio you should be up all the time | ||
| Etennuly |
Would you feel OK with groping around for the light switch on a dark night?  | ||
| Bill0351 |
"if it's a 3way?" Well OBVIOUSLY it's a 3 way! Isn't that the exact same thing that ruined Rob Lowe's career? Bill | ||
| Buellinachinashop |
Think Spidey would get pissed if I "altered" one of his wedding pics? |
