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Spiderman
| | Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 10:57 pm: | 
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I fondle the beast at least once a day some times twice  |
Rick_A
| | Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 11:19 pm: |
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Mine...several times a day...as well as someone fondling it for me from time to time.  |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 08:27 am: |
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Gee Guys,
Go ride something.
Now for a funny - for those John Cleese fans.
AXIS OF EVIL WANNABEES by John Cleese
Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.
Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils...best at being evil...we're the best."
Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
"An axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqui President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."
International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain trimvirate status in what has become a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Generally Disagreeable".
With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics." Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.
While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'Guay'", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uraguay and Chadguay denied the charges. Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them. |
Whatever
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 09:37 am: |
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I THOUGHT NEWFIES WANTED SHEEP TO WEAR LIPSTICK  |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 10:05 am: |
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HaHaHa
That was Baaaaaaaaaaaaad |
Rick_A
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 01:17 pm: |
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Gee Guys,
Go ride something
Isn't that what we were talking about? |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 01:20 pm: |
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At least the sheep are warm!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Southernmarine
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 06:51 am: |
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I'm thankful for the warm weather here in Yuma.
CURRENT CONDITIONS
Yuma, AZ
Updated 3:12 AM MST
Clear
Temp: 67 F (19 C)
FORECASTS
Wednesday
Hi: 91 F | Lo: 63 F
Thursday
Hi: 81 F | Lo: 57 F
Friday
Hi: 79 F | Lo: 55 F
Saturday
Hi: 83 F | Lo: 57 F
Sunday
Hi: 83 F | Lo: 59 F
But damn, I'm jealous of everyone else who has nice roads, twisties and beautiful scenery to ride and enjoy. Nothing but flat roads and long straightaways here, with a few occasional curves. That and you have to be careful at times due to sand being blown on the roads and building up in some spots, I'm just not used to it, I've been off a bike for over 10 years and already caught some of these sand drifts on the roads when turning and almost lost it. When my back end slides that's one thing, but when my front end starts slipping that's another. Hell, I'd rather ride in rain. Ahh, just bitchin because I'm tired of sand. Bet our boys and girls in Iraq are sick of it too.
(I think I'll shut up now) |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 08:02 am: |
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Wow,
I just can't imagine Sand Drifts on the roads.
Up here we get snow drifts up to 10 feet high at times but they eventually melt.
Too bad we can't combine your weather with our roads. Now that would be paradise.
Today its going to a balmy 40 fahrenheit, but at least its not a dry heat. |
Whatever
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 09:00 am: |
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Newfie,
You are one twisted mother fucker. Has the snow creeped into your brain ? Haa ha ha ha. You know I luv ya.
We have a predicted six inches of snow on the way tomorrow. It looks like it might rain right now and it is in the 30's. So much for getting the bike on Saturday. I am going to shoot for April 5th I think come hell or high water.
Char |
Southernmarine
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 09:09 am: |
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Yeah, I'm thankful I can ride year round, just bitchin because of a bad day. I think It would be a nightmare for me If I had to deal with all the snow you get Newfie, although I do miss snow. Last time I had a bike was over ten years ago in Irvine, CA. Beautiful riding weather basically year round, had mountains with twisties right near me to go riding in. God I miss that. Couple more years here then I can hopefully move back to North Carolina or maybe Georgia. |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 11:11 am: |
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Your Gettin Snow,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Even the seasonally impaired Newfie has rode my bike before you Charlotte.
Take Care |
Whatever
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 11:55 am: |
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I rode 'a bike' before you got on yours Newfus... a Firebolt, on the 15th of March... so there  I got you beat. |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 02:17 pm: |
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Yeah,
But you don't have this to contend with!!!!!
 
I just had to ride, I could hear the S1 calling out to me from the garage.
Think I'll take it into the Harley Retailer for the Thunderstorm Job now. By the time its ready the snow will be gone. I figure a couple of weeks for the total job - order parts and so on. |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 07:44 am: |
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By the lard thunderin jeeeeeeeesus,
Was some cold but GOOD!!!!!!!
Just a tip - tire adhesion is low when both your tires and asphalt are cold. |
Rick_A
| | Posted on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 02:32 pm: |
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It's been warm lately so I've been trying hard to get rid of the flat spot in my rear tire...and I've worn out my front in the process. Damnit.
Today this guy was cursin' up a storm at me 'cause I got in front of him, blocking him as he flew through traffic. So, after I let him pass to avoid being ran over I blasted past the asshole WOT. You wanna drive like an asshole you have to deal with assholes...I didn't see him behind me again  |
Crusty
| | Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 08:23 pm: |
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AARRGGG!!! The temps are dropping. the rain is supposed to turn to snow tomorrow night, then it's going to snow for a couple of days. The good news is that it's almost April, it's Officially Spring, any Snow we get won't last and it's supposed to warm back up by next weekend. Just for the record - WINTER SUCKS! |
Dynarider
| | Posted on Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 10:14 pm: |
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Slim shitty |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 10:03 am: |
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Temps in the 40's or so here the past week and all the ice is now non-existant in front of the house and the sidewalks. I can also get the car into the garage again, poor thing needs ball joints replaced.
Spring is here and the snow is going.
Hang in there Crusty, won't be long now. |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Monday, March 31, 2003 - 02:41 pm: |
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Hope you guys will enjoy this as much as we did.
On the way there
Here are our toys for the day
Here I am Loading up the SKS
Here I am shooting the SKS
HEEEEEERS JIMMY!!
GET SOME!! YEAH YEAH GET SOME!!
Now there are a few choice captions for these pics.
"Oh shit my porn was on there"
"Dell's new Iraqi division"
(yeah thats low I know)
"Got that Pesky Virus Pa!"
"PC load letter what the Fuck is that?"
I'm sure you can come up with a few of your own.
And the psycos that casued all this havoc!
Another great BRAG outing  |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Monday, March 31, 2003 - 02:45 pm: |
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Oooops one more
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Blackbelt
| | Posted on Monday, March 31, 2003 - 02:52 pm: |
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well here are some more for ya...
Tony showing his obvious nature
Items of destruction
tony accually concentrating
this one is just to show that the targets were about 90 yards out..(even if tony did go up to them about 10 feet from time to time)
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Bomber
| | Posted on Monday, March 31, 2003 - 02:57 pm: |
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Spidey . . . .I remember reading about a group called the "Torque and Recoil Club" years ago in Car and Driver . . . .had to have at least a .357 and 450 ci to join, or some such . . . you guys members (grin)? |
Blackbelt
| | Posted on Monday, March 31, 2003 - 03:14 pm: |
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were not only memebers, we founded it... hehehe just jokin |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Monday, March 31, 2003 - 03:39 pm: |
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Were the Twin and Shoo club. You have to have a V-Twin and a SKS or 50 cal to join TEHE now I just need to buy a gun LOL |
Whatever
| | Posted on Monday, March 31, 2003 - 03:57 pm: |
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Spidey,
Didn't your PO tell you it is ILLEGAL for convicted felons to handle firearms? |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Monday, March 31, 2003 - 04:04 pm: |
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LOL yes mistress Char |
Newfie_Buell
| | Posted on Monday, March 31, 2003 - 09:16 pm: |
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I am damm glad the boys don't have a cruise missle, cause I am well out of the range of those firearms. |
Spiderman
| | Posted on Monday, March 31, 2003 - 10:12 pm: |
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lol I don't know Joe let off a SKS round into the air on accident. |
Whatever
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 02, 2003 - 01:36 pm: |
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Newfie,
You have all but disappeared today. I hope you are home taking a nice comfy nap and getting rid of your headache. This is the BITCH page. Otherwise known as the B page on other parts of the site. I think everyone is getting sick of our blabberings elsewhere.
Spidey,
Your secret is still safe with me. I mean, er um, oops, I shouldn't have typed that should I have. Ut Oh... I am in trouble now I better sign off here soon.
WE have a forecast of FREEZING RAIN here. Not like I really give a rat's ass about freezing rain or anything but I was going to get the bike tomorrow and now it is looking like Saturday, but that is still in time for our next BRAG meeting on the 13th.
Bye
Char |
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