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| Reindog |
My pronoun is Massa. | ||
| 86129squids |
Heyull Oldog, I'm just an old dog too, and I bttch too much sometimes. Everyone has opinions and orifices, glass houses and shiite to throw. It's on me too when the fan turns on and every monkey starts throwing. Hard to step aside and not aggravate others. Although I claim to be right, all I wish is to be correct in my observations. I only wish to add some spirulina to all the red meat around here.  | ||
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkGK7bitav0 Epic rap battles of history Joe Biden Versus Donald It's the DJT gettin' it on The Teflon Don on the White House lawn Against wimps like you, I'll win a third term Your campaign's like your family, crash and burn Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet? Resist me? That's a riot Why don't you step behind the gym, I'll be standing by We'll see how tough you are against the 45 I shoot a hole through your whole party Bigger than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani Then I go, and I bone on Melania I'm gonna smash you, Joe, like China I've got all the best cognition With all the top grammar I'm not a little girl's shoulders So you can't touch this, MC Stammer You're a disaster inciting hysteria You say I'm selling hate in America You're selling hatin' America Like with Hillary, the people aren't swayed You're just Barack's shadow And I don't really like the shade The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen So I know how you must have felt When they killed Jeffrey Epstein Rap lyrics just ain't for you You should stick to love letters for Kim Jong-Un You're a wrestling heel Nothing 'bout you is real Bitch, you didn't even really write The Art of the Deal But you tapped into the rage of red mad hatters Well, let me tell you, Trump, all lies matter I don't want to defund no police I picked a DA for my VP I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist I'm just an old-ass man with some decency (wrong) No matter what you try to say Global warming ain't cancelled You pulled out of Paris Should have pulled out of Stormy Daniels I ain't sleepy, I'm tired Of you, Donald Trump, you're fired The only thing getting fired on my watch Is tear gas from law enforcement I'll keep America great, you'll unleash Antifa And keep America like Portland (sad) Ain't nothin' gonna beat me No person, woman, man, camera, TV Eh, they impeached me I still walked out of DC looking peachy You got the sloppy, Joe, but no beef The only white privilege I see are those teeth Maybe teach your son a thing or two about life Like there's no hunting season for your dead brother's wife You and your masks and your knight rider shades Are getting revoked like you're Roe versus Wade There's no blue wave, forget it, not coming It's like I tell, criminals, Joe, stop running Was Breonna Taylor running, hmm? You dog whistling fool I think your Daddy would finally be proud of you He was a racist •••••••, too What's this malarkey? Keep at it, and you'll end up in jail, Hoss I'll take you down like I'm you, and you're a mailbox From all your wives to the SATs Everything you ever did, you just had to cheat 'Cause you're too insecure to even look like a loser You're the worst damn Republican since Herbert Hoover But you scooped a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier Then became the constitution's domestic abuser 200,000 deaths lying at your door And you think they're suckers like McCain and the Marine Corps Sometimes I can't tell for which side you're rootin' When we go high, you go down on Putin Truth is, you're scared to lose You got nothing in the banks 'cept IOUs Y-Y-You whine about ballots like a bitch But the only thing that's rigged is taxes for the rich Look, you're a freeloader, change your name to Tramp My campaign's ramping up, you can't get down a ramp I'm pulling away faster than your wife's hand For the love of democracy, will you shut up, man Who won? Who's that? You literally decide Epic rap battles of history Songwriters: Peter Shukoff, Lloyd Ahlquist For non-commercial use only. Data From: Musixmatch | ||
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"And now the rest of the story" Paul Harley  | ||
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| Tpehak |
What is going on on this picture? Is it eating her? | ||
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| 86129squids |
Dammit Eric! LOL!!! Thanks for that! We used to regularly haze the new staff servers coming on... we'd send them over to the restaurant next door to ask for a bucket of steam... or, tell him/her to empty the water out of the coffee machine (continuous tap of hot water). Lots of yuks to be had! | ||
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