Somewhere I've heard/read that if a chick knows how to handle her tuna the right way, she can whiz in a urinal. Might be fake news, but I've had that little bit of info in my brain for a long time now.
I have had early cellulitis a few times. In the service I came down with it the night before a 3 day leave. I hated the medication's side effects that basically put me into a one week fog. Thinking I was going to loose my three days off to it I decided to party like it was the end of the world. I got a bottle of Jack and started to aggressively consume it. The bottle became a dead soldier and I woke up without early cellulitis. There is the possibility that it may be a cure? I can tell you of a few things that do not cure a cold.
That cure may not be survivable. I did go to a club and went bowling that evening. I also walked through a police check point where I knew the guy giving breath tests to those drivers they stopped. I blew a .40 . And with that the guy asked if I was heading home. I said I'm just starting. He said OK Sarge and let me go.