| Author | Message | ||
     Ourdee |
I just don't like them. I prefer a whole shower if I'm going to do that. (Soap, etc.) | ||
| Gregtonn |
Airbozo, I've publicly shamed several people over the years... Did you know that the urine of a healthy male is sterile? It has been used cleanse wounds in emergency situations. G | ||
| 86129squids |
Somewhere years ago I heard of people in ancient times soaking their dentures in urine. | ||
| Crusty |
The ancient Romans used urine as a mouth wash. I'm glad they invented Scope. | ||
| Griffmeister |
And now with tier 4 emissions, all your diesel equipment has a urine tank on it, only they disguise it by calling it Def. | ||
| Zac4mac |
Urine is a great antidote for jellyfish stings. Ant bites too. Weak ammonia counters the acidic poison... Piss off  Z | ||
| Ourdee |
Def. makes a mess when you spill it too. | ||
| Etennuly |
Ever have a catheter/urine bag fitting come apart in a public place? Ever see where at least three different guys peed on a seat and say" don't worry, it's sterile!"  Now this thread is pissing me off!  | ||
| Ourdee |
Better to be..... | ||
| Blake |
T'is a wee bit much. | ||
| Sifo |
Garbage like this... Boys can have periods too, children to be taught in latest victory for transgender campaigners | ||
| Ratbuell |
Unreal. "Non-binary people". HUH? Sorry folks - there's innies and outies down there, and that's IT. End of discussion. What a mess. SO glad I don't have kids. | ||
| Airbozo |
"Airbozo, I've publicly shamed several people over the years... Did you know that the urine of a healthy male is sterile? It has been used cleanse wounds in emergency situations. G" Sterile urine is one thing if it is yours. I was more concerned with the steaming pile he left without washing his hands... Besides, even though urine may be sterile, the rest of the things you touch in a bathroom (including your arse) are not. | ||
| Ourdee |
Things That Bug The Living **** Outta Me? The silver letters and other writing on the rear of cars put on by the manufacturer or dealer. So much that I remove the correct ones an put on the ones I want if any. The absolute worst is the word SPORT. I pull up behind cars with it on them and call them "Sport". But more like "Hey, SPORT!" I took it off the back of the black Renegade I drive today. It is built on the same chassis as the Abarth 500. SO,:  | ||
| Crusty |
My latest pet peeve is how Gmail now offers replies to E-mail messages. (I agree!) (Thanks, you too!) (great picture!) etc. And I can't find a way to turn it off. Privacy is an outdated concept, I guess. | ||
| Gregtonn |
I was more concerned with the steaming pile he left without washing his hands... Steaming pile? Not in a "bathroom" unless he crapped on the floor. Have you ever been on a wilderness camping trip? Or any kind of camping trip without "facilities"? G | ||
| Hootowl |
Unless it was so steamy that it boiled the toilet water. In which case, it is likely pathogen free. I had a similar experience after putting down some wings with the hottest sauce they had the previous afternoon. Yes, they hurt twice. | ||
| Airbozo |
It was steaming up until the flush. Quite the noisy dump too. The guy on the other side of him asked if he was OK which elicited laughter from everyone in ear shot. Maybe he was too embarrassed to rinse the poo flakes from his hands and felt his jersey would make up for it. I've done my business many many times in the wilderness. I still find some way to cleanse my hands. At least I never offered a poo-hand to anyone to touch. Reminds me of an old joke: A Marine and a sailor walk into a bathroom and up to the urinals. After finishing their business the Marine steps up to the sink to wash his hands and the Sailor heads for the door. The Marine asks, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands in the Navy?" to which the Sailor responds, "They taught us not to piss on ourselves." | ||
| Aesquire |
There's a scene in Lawrence Of Arabia where, at a meeting of tribal leaders, one flicks his left thumb on his teeth at another, and the room erupts. In Arabic tradition ( islamic too ) the right hand is for eating, & the left for wiping your butt. In the desert, before soap was invented, the left hand is unclean. You eat one handed. The thumb flick translates directly to "you eat feces". Oh, you scrub it off in the sand to get the visible off, but without soap? You don't want it near your face while eating. The showing the bottom of your shoe taboo? Pre sewer system filth, everyone has crap on their shoes. Throwing shoes? Yep, symbolic and actually throwing crap. Just some appetizing cultural education. Enjoy.  | ||
| Marksm |
"In Arabic tradition ( islamic too ) the right hand is for eating, & the left for wiping your butt. In the desert, before soap was invented, the left hand is unclean. You eat one handed" This is also a thing in India. | ||
| Hootowl |
I don't wipe my ass. I have a bidet. I still wash my hands. If you've not used one, try it. You'll soon consider the act of attempting to wipe feces off your skin with dried wood pulp futile and unsanitary, and the memory of once considering it acceptable will rapidly fade. | ||
| 86129squids |
RD- my best buddy once had a Geo Metro- great little car, super on mileage. He sourced a "GTO" badge for the rear of the car, looked the tits! Another thing I hate is the "cool" dudes driving the biggest, tallest, loudest and smokiest trucks they can build- they stomp the diesel, blow more smoke than Chernobyl and go "WAGHHGGHGHHWAAGHGHHGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" I'll never be that cool. Fun fact- there's another moron who drives around with the biggest subwoofer system evaaaar, I've heard him for quite some time driving through but never seen him til yesterday. Pulled behind at a stoplight, it's a white Impala with the biggest chrome hoopties he could fit, and a giant die-cut sticker on the back window of a giant subwoofer. His face in the side rear view indicated he was a "wigger" moron. I'll certainly never be as cool as that guy. | ||
| Aesquire |
A bidet has been on my wish list for years. But I'd need to budget one into a complete replumb of the master bath. I might get a Japanese bidet seat with hot air blow dryer this year. Wireless remote..... which is a tempting prank item. I can't get approval of my dream shower, which would be a tiled multi shower head room with enough floor space for, see below. I'd have to convert a bedroom. I found, back in my lifeguard days that stepping back & forth between a "hot as I can take it" spray and cold spray that the pores open & slam shut and expelled the Chlorine and sweat salts. Like an industrial speed sauna. "Oh, no! You have to think of resale! No one will want your crazy dream bathroom!" Ok.... But when I flee NY, I'm building it, even if it's in an outbuilding with a hot tub & Sauna. | ||
| 86129squids |
Patrick, you can get a cheap bidet add-on for your existing throne, plumb it for hot/cold even. I installed one when my sweetie's brother had to have sphincter surgery and convalesced with us for a couple of weeks. He never took to it, neither my sweetie, but heck, I love it! I'm pretty sure it's saving a bit of $$$ for household TP. IIRC it was about $80-90 on Amazon, a snap to install. | ||
| Tootal |
I had one of those in a hotel room in France and loved it. We put our beer in there with some ice and it had it's own drain. What more could you ask for!! | ||
| Aesquire |
Hard to argue with a guy whose tushie actually don't stink. | ||
| Hootowl |
https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Elongated-Installa tion-Adjustable-Posterior/dp/B007HIKQCK/ref=sr_1_9 ?ie=UTF8&qid=1545169968&sr=8-9&keywords=bidet Mine is several years old, but this is pretty close to the one I have. Same brand, looks very similar. Seems like I paid more for mine.  | ||
| Aesquire |
That kind of thing is very expensive when they first import them as a novelty. | ||
| Tootal |
What was funny was we had a bath tub, sink and the bidet in the room but the toilet was down the hall. This bidet was a female item and not meant for a #2. | ||
| H0gwash |
In 2012 I bought a BioBidet something like $40 on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0033BVKWU/ref=o h_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1 for the older half. It slides in between the bowl and the seat ASSembly. It was easy to install. I kinda wish it wasn't plastic but it has not broken yet. (Message edited by h0gwash on December 18, 2018) |
