I have to be careful walking around, because I tend to pick up the oils on my clothes, and they get on things in the house where my girls are allergic to everything!
They require me to strip down in the garage whenever I've been out in the woods.
I met a ninja today on the streets and I waxed wroth and did slap him sore upon the brow and cheek. I beat him down as a man beats another man who must be beaten. And so I did beat him.
And I had two martinis. Gin, of course....why do you ask?