| Author | Message | ||
     Kenm123t |
8 day old collard greens nearly did in Redd Foxx | ||
| Xb9er |
Show me a bunny with a pancake on its head | ||
| Jon |
Collard greens you say....Hmmm. You sure it wasn't a gin fueled rage and some cocaine? | ||
| Cityxslicker |
I will see your collard greens.... and raise you Borscht ! | ||
| Jon |
Borsch...ain't that one o them fancy sports cars? | ||
| Psykick_machanik |
My religion is AGAINST homosexual-vegan-democrat-hybrid-global climate change-Obama lovin-gender biased foods of any type!!! EAT MERIKAN FOODS!!!!! Lemme eat that baby elk i shot with my full auto-night vision-high capacity-.50 cal-black assault machine gun, with grenade launcher and BBQ dispenser. | ||
| Psykick_machanik |
Did I miss anything? | ||
| Hootowl |
"ain't that one o them fancy sports cars?" You're mistaken, friend. It's a line of power tools. | ||
| Kenm123t |
The tools usually suck like their Water cooled heat pumps! The Lucas of hvac units | ||
| Buellkowski |
Bosch tool that "sucks"...  | ||
| Jon |
BUCK OFAMA!!! | ||
| 86129squids |
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| Jon |
Oh my gosh. The touching tasting feeling force that started it all. What would our country be like with Bush 1 for a second term, then Bush 2 for two. Hmmm. Perot was an agent provocateur. | ||
| Kenm123t |
Jon just invite the vegans over for a cook out and prep the live hog right there with them have them help with the scalding Kinda like Benihana dinner with a show! | ||
| Jon |
That is a great idea! I could have one of them hold the slippery intestine of the surly beast and say, "There's some vegetables in there somewhere I know it!". (Message edited by jon on May 05, 2013) | ||
| Slaughter |
Carnivore to vegan: "My food shits on your food!" | ||
| Bigblock |
I have been called a human garbage disposal for my eatin' capacity, but then there's my "Baby" Brother, fondly called "the great sucking sound of the universe" by our dear Father. | ||
| 86129squids |
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| Kenm123t |
Jon have you watched the Duck Dynasty show where Phil and Si show the school kids how to clean what they kill? lol Yuppies the best thing about the coming collapse is Libtards will starve hehehe A country boy can survive! | ||
| Jon |
No, but my boys love that show! I'll have my buys dredge that one up! Them derned libtards!. Libtards....hmmmm. I like the sound of that. I shall now officially incorporate said term into my vocab. Pesky lib-tards! | ||
| Jon |
My boy has the episode, he just told me! OK, it's on! I shall watch the episode. | ||
| Jon |
Down with gender reassignment! | ||
| Glitch |
A country boy can survive! True that! This Hillbilly will too! This is me out surveying our newly acquired mountain property.  | ||
| Kenm123t |
Giltch why are you walking in the poison Ivy? | ||
| Fahren |
What Ken said. | ||
| Kyrocket |
Building up immunity. So he can survive! | ||
| Hybridmomentspass |
"Giltch why are you walking in the poison Ivy?" bwahahahahahahahahahaha that country boy will survive....while itching badly | ||
| Glitch |
I'm not allergic to it  | ||
| Hootowl |
Easily remedied with a topical ointment. Which reminds me. This topic sucks. Actually, I just like saying "ointment". | ||
| 86129squids |
Actually, I just like saying "ointment".  I like inserting a beater... makes me moist and gives me a chub. Pudenda and uvula are fun- just sayin. |
