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Dammitquikgentry
Posted on Wednesday, April 28, 2010 - 04:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
The original title of the Bible was 'Chuck Norris and Friends'.
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Not_purple_s2
Posted on Wednesday, April 28, 2010 - 08:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is in fact based on a true story. Chuck Norris once ate a live turtle, and when he crapped it out, it was six feet tall and knew karate.

Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together

When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face
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Hangontight
Posted on Wednesday, April 28, 2010 - 08:48 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
One time Chuck Norris got an erection. There were no survivors.
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Cochise
Posted on Friday, April 30, 2010 - 08:02 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Chuck Norris can corner a Buell so well that on a left turn, he can actually drag his right knee.
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007blast
Posted on Friday, April 30, 2010 - 01:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)
Chuck Norris holds the only known autographed depiction of the Prophet Muhammad... a tattoo on his left ass cheek.
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