| Author | Message | ||
     Scottykrein |
Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass....at night. | ||
| Spiderman |
I'm a Bruce Lee fan myself... Nuff Said! | ||
| Fast1075 |
Chuck Norris let himself get whooped once...just to see what it was like.. | ||
| Spiderman |
That doesn't sound very Chuck like to me  | ||
| Cyclonemduece |
chuck norris uses a live rattle snake as a condom chuck norris asked for a big mac at Burger king and got one | ||
| Hangontight |
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls | ||
| Wheelybueller |
Chuck who? | ||
| Aldaytona |
Before the Boogey Man goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris. (Message edited by aldaytona on April 25, 2010) | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Chuck Norris' shadow always appears 2 minutes later so as not to get in his way. | ||
| Billyo |
Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice. | ||
| Etennuly |
Chuck Norris doesn't have to wipe his ass after taking a crap. The crap apologizes and cleans up after itself! | ||
| Phelan |
Chuck Norris once found himself between a rock and a hard place. Turned out to be 2 mirrors. Chuck Norris can give women orgasms by pointing at them and saying "booyah!" | ||
| Iman501 |
chuck norris has more friends than Tom on myspace! | ||
| Jdemoxb9r |
einstein's original theory of relativity was: If chuck norris kicks you your relatives will die. | ||
| Dosmie |
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. | ||
| Vampress |
They are lmao funny, but if you want to see something funnier do this... Go to google type in 'google chuck norris' hit the 'I'm feeling lucky' button.. hahahhahahaha | ||
| Phelan |
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo. | ||
| Hughlysses |
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the Earth that sometimes corn needs to lie the frack down. | ||
| Not_purple_s2 |
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. Chuck Norris has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box. | ||
| B00stzx3 |
 Haven't heard some of these. Chuck Norris beat a Hayabusa in a straight line run on a Buell Blast. Sorry that last one was dumb  | ||
| Froggy |
You forgot to mention the Blast had a fouled plug  | ||
| Jpgrego |
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. | ||
| Iman501 |
Chuck Norris beat a Hayabusa in a straight line run on a Buell Blast. a fast guy on a slow bike will always beat a slow guy on a fast bike! | ||
| Fast1075 |
Chuck Norris outran a Hayabusa with a Blast......Then the cranked the engine.. (Message edited by fast1075 on April 26, 2010) | ||
| Patches |
Chuck Norris for President | ||
| Phelan |
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President because he'd prefer to be taken seriously. | ||
| Iman501 |
chuck norris thinks wandell's a douche bag! | ||
| Buellerthanyou |
Chuck Norris once took the Big Texan Steak Ranch challenge and ate TWO of the 72oz steaks, with all the fixins, in an hour. He spent the first 50 minutes having sex with his waitress... | ||
| Buellerthanyou |
Oh, and that scene of Chuck and Bruce Lee from "Way of the Dragon"? Chuck was only 3 years old when they filmed that. You can tell by the lack of his trademark beard, which didn't show up until he was 5 years old (he was born with the chest hair). He thought they were just playing a game of tag. At the end when he lay down, it was just because it was his nap time (you can see him getting sleepy...cute l'il guy). True story! | ||
| Pokinatcha |
Jesus wears a wristband that reads "WWCND" |
