I love it - he has sworn of binge drinking. Now that is a smart man, he's not going to swear off all drinking, just binge drinking.
Here in the states you are automatically considered an alcoholic and need to go to rehab for attacking a police officer with your penis. When everyone knows it was just an isolated case of binge drinking. I like smart measured responses like from this guy.
Swaffle: to hit something or somebody multiple times with a semi erected penis !!
Don't know if you guys know this word, but it was the word of the year 2008 in the Netherlands !! But hey, weed / grass / softdrugs are also legal here !!