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Jaimec
Posted on Wednesday, March 17, 2010 - 03:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

http://www.newser.com/story/83455/drunk-fined-for- trying-to-bludgeon-cop-with-penis.html
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Larryjohn
Posted on Wednesday, March 17, 2010 - 04:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I love it - he has sworn of binge drinking. Now that is a smart man, he's not going to swear off all drinking, just binge drinking.

Here in the states you are automatically considered an alcoholic and need to go to rehab for attacking a police officer with your penis. When everyone knows it was just an isolated case of binge drinking. I like smart measured responses like from this guy.
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Xb12mel
Posted on Wednesday, March 17, 2010 - 04:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)



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Rjn
Posted on Wednesday, March 17, 2010 - 04:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Maybe he tried to " swaffle " her.

Swaffle: to hit something or somebody multiple times with a semi erected penis !!

Don't know if you guys know this word, but it was the word of the year 2008 in the Netherlands !!
But hey, weed / grass / softdrugs are also legal here !!
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Hootowl
Posted on Wednesday, March 17, 2010 - 04:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Some of the remarks posted are pretty good...

"she ducked? Wow. This guy must have been packing, if it was me this story would have read "she leaned back a little"
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Danger_dave
Posted on Wednesday, March 17, 2010 - 04:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Jaimec
Posted on Wednesday, March 17, 2010 - 05:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

This guy sounds like he has a definite future in porn...
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Johnnylunchbox
Posted on Wednesday, March 17, 2010 - 06:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

'twas not an attempted striking, tapping, nor bonking, but an outright bludgeoning. Good God! I'd like to meet his tailor.
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