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Interceptor
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 - 12:36 pm: | 
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Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked. |
Hattori_hanzo
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 - 01:20 pm: |
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In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing. |
Ravensmith22
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 - 04:55 pm: |
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"Times are bad when men can say Ni to an old woman."
"And who, sir, are you?"
"I am Roger. Roger the shrubber."
"We want you to cut down the largest tree in the forest...with a herring!"
"You're mad!"
"Oh, come on..."
After my accident, my sister visited me in the trauma unit. She started to joke around, and called me the Black Knight. We then started quoting from the movie, therefore proving that it wasn't just the massive doses of drugs that made me crazy. On a side note, somebody had given one of the bartenders at the pub a bottle of Monty Python's Holy (Gr)Ail. I'm told it's good craic. |
No_rice
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 - 05:35 pm: |
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i have a bottle of the Monty Python Holy Ale at home. it was not to bad |
Ezblast
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 - 05:50 pm: |
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Now for something completely different.. |
Tomd
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 - 06:49 pm: |
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"I'm not dead yet."
"Oh shut up, you'll be stone cold in a minute"
"I'm feeling better."
"No your not, look, your not fooling anybody ya know."
"I feel pretty, so pretty"
"Couldn't you do me a favor?"
"Ive gotta go the the Smiths, they've had 6 dead already today"
"please?"
Whump
"Right, thanks"
clomp clomp clomp
"Who's that?"
"Must be the king"
"How can you tell?"
"He hasn't got Sheet all over 'em"
"right"
Ding, "bring out your dead....." |
Soggycal
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 - 07:11 pm: |
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"...Ah, but what also floats in water?"
"...very small rocks..."
"A DUCK!"
"And who are you sir who is so wise in the ways of science?" |
Pwnzor
| | Posted on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 - 07:42 pm: |
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My Liege! |
Diablobrian
| | Posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 01:57 am: |
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"It's a fair cop" -the witch |
Interceptor
| | Posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 07:29 am: |
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Castle Anthrax!! |
Ikeman
| | Posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 08:57 am: |
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"And how do we tell if she's made of wood?"
"Build a bridge out of 'er!"
It took me a couple viewings but I've got both my kids hooked on that movie now. We drive my wife nuts having conversations entirely made up of quotes from the movie. |
Diablobrian
| | Posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 12:25 pm: |
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"she has 'uge tracts of land" |
Pwnzor
| | Posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 12:38 pm: |
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A little classic Python (mp3 format)
(Message edited by pwnzor on August 03, 2006) |
Tbolt_pilot
| | Posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 05:42 pm: |
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"Silly food trough waterer king knees bent running around, you and your silly K-nigits. I fart in your general di-rection. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
I wore out my VHS and had to get the Special Edition DVD.
Lego Knights anyone?... |
Hattori_hanzo
| | Posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 06:41 pm: |
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"You've got two empty halves of coconut and your banging 'em togeva.." |
Lorazepam
| | Posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 06:50 pm: |
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"you tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms" |
Whodom
| | Posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 07:17 pm: |
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"I fart in your general direction!" |
Interceptor
| | Posted on Friday, August 04, 2006 - 07:25 am: |
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"Of course I'm French, why do you think I have this outrageous accent!?, you silly king" |
Whodom
| | Posted on Friday, August 04, 2006 - 03:28 pm: |
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In case you were wondering....
ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: Knights of the Round Table
We're Knights of the Round Table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot
We're Knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable
We're opera-mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lo-o-o-o-t
In war we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests, we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot |
Hattori_hanzo
| | Posted on Friday, August 04, 2006 - 04:59 pm: |
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Arthur: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. |
Altima02
| | Posted on Friday, August 04, 2006 - 11:19 pm: |
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"Are you gay?" |
Cochise
| | Posted on Friday, August 04, 2006 - 11:29 pm: |
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I'll Scratch your eyes out. |
Cochise
| | Posted on Friday, August 04, 2006 - 11:33 pm: |
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Don't forget:
We're Knights of the Round Table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot
Clap, Clap, Clap
We're Knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable
We're opera-mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lo-o-o-o-t
In war we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests, we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot |
Diablobrian
| | Posted on Friday, August 04, 2006 - 11:36 pm: |
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man 1>Who's that?
Man 2>Must be the King
man 1>How can you tell?
Man 2>He's the only one not covered in sh%t! |
Hattori_hanzo
| | Posted on Saturday, August 05, 2006 - 12:16 am: |
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Ah....Cochise....look two posts above your lyrics...
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Cochise
| | Posted on Saturday, August 05, 2006 - 12:21 am: |
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I just copied his and added the CLAP, CLAP, CLAP. Remember the guy in the Dungeon? |
Dapope
| | Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 06:53 am: |
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A few months ago my 8 year old son saw just those few minutes of The Holy Grail where they are debating the swallows, and his favorite line that he still says is "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?". Gotta love kids. |
Mr_grumpy
| | Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 07:31 am: |
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Somewhere in the dusty recesses of my attic is a vinyl, Monty Python - Matching Tie & Handkerchief, album.
It has 3 sides!
What they did was put 2 parallel grooves on one side of the disc so depending where you dropped the needle gave you a different "side".
Enough,
Confess old woman,
Cardinal Biggles, fetch the Comfy Chair.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! |
Pwnzor
| | Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 10:50 am: |
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Poke her with the SOFT CUSHIONS!!!
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Whodom
| | Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 03:06 pm: |
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Somewhere in the dusty recesses of my attic is a vinyl, Monty Python - Matching Tie & Handkerchief, album.
It has 3 sides!
Mr. Grumpy, I have that one too; my first Monty Python purchase. I bought it when I was in college (a LONG time ago). I remember putting it on the stereo and listening to the first side. My roommate walked in ~15 minutes later, and I said "hey, wait a minute, you've got to hear this" and picked up the needle and put it back down near the start of the first side, only to hear something COMPLETELY different. It took me a while to figure out what was going on.
"I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary decent people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired being told that I am!" |
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