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Slaughter
Posted on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 06:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! You don't think that maybe you'd still be interested, do you?" He replied that maybe he would. She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him until they were exhausted.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his chest and said, "Wow, you sure don't look that old and besides, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I hope not, it's only 2145 now."
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Chadr81
Posted on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 07:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Nice!!!

Semper Fi

Chad
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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 08:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I like it!
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Southern Marine
Posted on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 09:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Love it. : )

Semper Fi
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 11:00 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Grunto3
Posted on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 06:14 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Outstanding, Carry on....
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Sleez
Posted on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 10:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

oooorrraaahhh!!!!!!!
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Buellerandy
Posted on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 11:45 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

omg...
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Etennuly
Posted on Friday, August 03, 2007 - 08:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Hey! You found mom and dad's love story!....OR.........How I met your father!....OR..........I was drunk and making a joke when I met your mom!
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