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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 03:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer
hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.

8) Fat Penguin....... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would
break the ice.

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep 'til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up.
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Ryker77
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 04:52 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Shitz fuol you'ze be havin a tightz azz.

err wrong topic/ race
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Djkaplan
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 04:54 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I'm using some of those...
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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 05:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I made a copy of those so i can remember them word for word.
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Mikef5000
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 06:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

EXCELLENT!
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Bdabuell
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 07:03 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I'm using some of those...

+1

; )
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Toona
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 07:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Wolf, those are SO WRONG....

funny as all get out, but wrong non the less
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Reepicheep
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 07:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Did anybody else read those to himself in the "Mater" voice (the "Cars" movie character)?
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Not_purple_s2
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 09:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Fat Penguin LOL
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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 10:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Reep, my girlfriend did for me in the Mater voice! She laughed her ... off.
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Us_uly
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 10:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You must be gettin' ready for that West Virginia trip!
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 10:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The WV Buell Rally will be the perfect place to use all those pick up lines!

I just hope I am not the only Bueller that shows up....
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Stingaroo
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 11:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

14) "You know, you dont sweat half as much as I thought you would for as fat as you are"
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Doon
Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 11:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

lol great...

Along the note. My brother told me this yesterday..

Guy walks into his bedroom, with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is sitting on the bed looking at him.

He says "This is the pig I f*** when you are not around".

The wife says: "Honey that is a sheep".

He says: "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you..."


And for the record I say those lines to myself in the mater (as in Tow Mater..) Voice. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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Xb9er
Posted on Thursday, July 19, 2007 - 05:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

fat penguin....genious
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Terribletim
Posted on Thursday, July 19, 2007 - 01:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Where I come from, we stick with "Here's a 6-pack, get in the truck!" Oh wait, that's Redneck foreplay.
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Buellinachinashop
Posted on Thursday, July 19, 2007 - 01:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"hey honey, how about a peek at what our mom gave you?"
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Thursday, July 19, 2007 - 02:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"You sure have a nice turd cutter"
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 07:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Youuur Preeity, too bads you not related, we could make some chillen. Get R dun

Dressed up as Barry the Buell Guy for Halloween, I couldnt believe how many people didnt get it.
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Oldog
Posted on Sunday, July 22, 2007 - 01:10 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Gitter done!
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Firebolt020283
Posted on Sunday, July 22, 2007 - 02:00 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

thats funnie right there
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