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Kcfirebolt
Posted on Thursday, May 19, 2005 - 02:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.

With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all
his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be
very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
children with me and that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and
ecstasy we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for
Ahmed to get better; he deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself.

Someday I'll visit so you can know your grandchildren.


Your daughter,
Rebecca

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
show you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my desk drawer...I love you!
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Imeazy
Posted on Thursday, May 19, 2005 - 04:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Man... laughs. Sure hope I never get one of those from my daughter. I could deal with the bad grades though.
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Jugallo94
Posted on Thursday, May 19, 2005 - 04:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Honey get the shot gun.
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Bcordb3
Posted on Thursday, May 19, 2005 - 08:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

That is a funny one. I could be worse. It could be true.
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Burnmyheartdown
Posted on Friday, May 20, 2005 - 01:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

That's hilarious.
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