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86129squids
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 01:53 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

WE NEED MAX HEADROOM

Barney loves you, Jeremy!!! Cheer up, you sorry sad sack no bike riding beeyotch loser.

; )

The beer fairy loves you too.
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Littlebuggles
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 06:13 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

That's a lot of ham.
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Littlebuggles
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 06:19 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Barney loves you, Jeremy!!! Cheer up, you sorry sad sack no bike riding beeyotch loser."

That's funny stuff there Squids, hopefully someone will say something like it to me next time I need cheering up.

Good on you Fatty, 'bout time some one told her off!! Prolly not safe to be anywhere near you right now, I hear she's got people, you know?
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Crusty
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 06:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Does anyone remember the time Oprah pulled a wagon out on stage with a 67 pound block of lard on it?
Somebody cubed Oprah long before Buell even introduced the Blast!
I wish they'd do it again; but this time try to include her mouth.
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Rainman
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 06:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Hmm, without a bike, is the FB tough enough to be on BadWeb? Is he tough enough to survive the wrath of Oprah?

Stay tuned for the next episode of "The Fat and the Furious"
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 09:27 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!

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Danger_dave
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 10:06 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

This is a remote spot in far north Queensland on the Buell Adventure Ride.

http://maps.google.co.nz/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&msa =0&ll=-15.612456,145.033264&spn=1.9865,3.348083&t= k&z=9&msid=104712106918938103566.00046fecb8d3ea741 78d0

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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 10:41 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I remember that picture thinking "I thought those down under blokes were mad of tougher stuff. Oprah?"
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Danger_dave
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 10:52 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The Barmaid was watching it. We were watching her.

You should have seen the room full of horrors out that corridor to the right.

They had all the nasties they had caught in the pub in bottles of formalda-whatever.

The FNQ bush has some of the nastiest nasties going too.

Most of the worlds Top 10 Deadly Spiders. Taipan Snakes, Bird Eating Spiders, Toads the size of footballs.

The locals were rather 'colourful' too.
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Natexlh1000
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 10:58 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Nowhere is safe from her!
No sense in running, you'll only be tired when she gets you!
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Davefla
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 11:09 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

July 1989: As a group of us stood looking at the used televisions in a pawn shop near MCAS Cherry Point, the clerk summed up the O phenomenon nicely. As the show started, she looked up at the screens and announced "oh, look, it's ORCA!"

Wonder if she knew something herself about the twenty years of public yo-yo dieting to come- she was a big soul sister, too.

(Message edited by davefla on July 30, 2009)
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Johnnymceldoo
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 12:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Look, FB is a longtime fiend of mine and Iam not sure who Oprah is nor have I read this thread but its obvious she acted stupidly and has aligned herself with the axis of evil.

Your either with us or your with the terrorists.
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Buellinachinashop
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 01:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Hughlysses
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 01:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

This being Badweb and all, it's only fitting to bring up


okra
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Greenlantern
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 01:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

A co-worker of mine told me a story a few weeks back.

When his kids were young and the wife was home to raise them, he would come home every day ( usually an extended day with overtime to help pay the bills) to really strange and stupid questions from her such as,

"Are you having an affair with my sister?"

"Do you work long hours because you feel sexually frustrated?"

"Do you resent your children?"

There were many more but to speed things along, one day he comes home early not feeling well and finds his wife on the couch Watching Oprah. She barely acknowledges him as he stands in the doorway feverish with a pounding migraine explaining why he is home early. As he talks though, the sounds of the TV slowly begin to filter through the pounding going on in his head, "what the hell is she talking about?" "That sounds like the same S*** that my......wife......keeps...!**!***!!!!"

He then walks across the living room , unplugs the TV, takes it to the garage, puts it in and slams the door!
He comes back in the house and says "The Oprah show has gone off the air!" " If you're bored, you can read a magazine! " Try Good Housekeeping for starters!"

I'm glad my wife hates daytime television.
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Firebolt020283
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 01:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I hate opera.

I think she is the leader of an evil cult.

just like how she paid to make certain people president.

if you remember correctly no one out side of Illinois knew who he was until she spoke his name
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Slaughter
Posted on Thursday, July 30, 2009 - 02:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

It is not OKRA Winfrey~!!

But ORCA - as in the whale!
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Friday, July 31, 2009 - 04:20 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Wolf, thanks for that, it's f****n terrific.
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Whatever
Posted on Friday, July 31, 2009 - 02:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Nice Wolf!!!
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