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Corporatemonkey
Posted on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 07:03 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Talk about sweet rolling justice. Wowzers

Taken from:
http://jalopnik.com/5151065/chinese-death-bus-a-ro lling-execution-studio


Overpopulation and rampant crime has led the Chinese to develop a rolling lethal injection bus complete with a live video feed of the killings. Details inside.

Jinguan Auto, a popular Chinese ambulance manufacturer, has developed a rolling execution studio. Convicts are strapped to a power sliding stretcher that extends out of the rear of the bus as it's allegedly "too brutal" to haul people on board for their final cocktail. The executions are broadcast to local law enforcement authorities to make sure they are conducted up to code.

This trumps the traditional firing line-style executions as small cities do not need to build expensive specialized death structures. We thought you just needed a stained wall, a blindfold and a pack of cigarettes to dole out the harshness, but it seems this is a new, caring China. The lethal injections are supposedly much more humane than having someone kneel and play catch the bullet with their brain.

Not so fast with the China lovin', though. The Chinese have gotten in trouble in the past for harvesting the organs of their prisoners to sell to Westerners in need of a transplant. Critics claim that the new death bus simply makes it much easier to harvest organs in secret while they're still usable instead of rushing some bleeding guy into the back room for a hasty slicing. Nobody is allowed to view the bodies of prisoners before they are cremated, so this rumor could prove to be true.

It's great fun to be poking sticks at the Chinese for being immoral, but we're sure more than a few of you would be calling up your buddy Mao right quick when your liver is shot from years of pounding squeeze.

Whatever the case, the Chinese had a vision. Shall we say, "Build You Dreams"?
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Aesquire
Posted on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 07:19 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Since SOP for Chinese executions calls for the bill for the bullet to be sent to the family of the traitor to the state, do they charge for the injection?

The govt. there charges for the death bullet just to grind in the idea that the family is to be punished for the sins of the traitor to the state. Nice psych-war thing, eh? Any crime against the Peoples Republic is treason, right? Wait for that one to appeal to the type of politician we've got here.
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Spiderman
Posted on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 07:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

This just in!

The rolling death bus as it has been came to known, has been banned due to lead content...
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Greenlantern
Posted on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 07:50 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

The rolling death bus as it has been came to known, has been banned due to lead content...



How were the 12 year olds driving the bus supposed to know it was manufactured out of recycled execution bullets?!?
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Teddagreek
Posted on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 01:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Proper Lethal Injection..



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Cataract2
Posted on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 02:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Ted, what's the pic from?
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Froggy
Posted on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 02:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

No country for old men. That guy was going around killing people with a small handheld piston that is powered by compressed air. He would put it on someones forehead and then press the button, instant big bore kit.
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Ulynut
Posted on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 03:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

That guy creeped me out big time.
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Ferris_von_bueller
Posted on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 03:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

One of my all-time favorite movies. I also liked his "silenced" shotgun, although just a Hollywood gimmick.
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Skinstains
Posted on Friday, February 13, 2009 - 04:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

When are we gonna stop letting all the Chineese goods (?) into the USA ???
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Ted
Posted on Friday, February 13, 2009 - 06:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

are organs any good for transplant after lethal injection?
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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Saturday, February 14, 2009 - 02:06 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I wouldnt think they would be any good after. But, if I were on the death-bed and needed an organ I dont think I'd care where it came from. As long as it was a viable organ that is.
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