| Author | Message | ||
     Pkforbes87 |
During an alcohol abuse awareness brief at work today, this new method of alcohol (ab)use was brought to my attention for the first time. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
Beer Bong Butt Bongo!! No officer... I have not been drinking....  | ||
| Bads1 |
Glad that ain't going on at my place. | ||
| Lake_bueller |
I had a college kid that worked for me about 5 years ago mention this. I thought he was kidding!! | ||
| Pkforbes87 |
I'm told that you will still fail breathalizers just as easily because the equipment measures alcohol levels coming directly from your lungs, which got the alcohol from your blood stream. Not putting alcohol into your mouth and not having the SMELL of alcohol on your breath doesn't mean that you can pass the breath test. So < 21 doing it in order to not get caught drinking won't work. (Message edited by pkforbes87 on November 13, 2008) | ||
| Cochise |
There was this guy who used to work at my dealership who had his jaw wired shut. He really loved his coffee and obviously couldn't drink it, so his doctor prescribed him Coffee Enemas. The first time he had the enema, you could hear his muddled scream coming from the bathroom stall. I yelled at him through the bathroom door, "What's wrong, is it too hot?" He muddled back, "mm, mmm, mit's moo fweet!" | ||
| Badlionsfan |
Heard about this the other day. I had heard about the "alcohol enemas" a few years ago. Supposedly you get really drunk really fast and don't get a hang over. Personally, this ranks just below the guys in Motley Crew shooting up Jack Daniels. | ||
| Ryanhook |
alcohol to the lungs.. I've always wanted to try one of these  | ||
| Edgydrifter |
An alcohol enema is also a quick way to flatline. Great if that's your objective, I suppose, but not my cup of tea. Seriously, who are these people who are worried about not getting drunk fast enough? Get yourself a bottle of everclear, administer orally, wait five minutes and repeat as necessary. If this isn't fast enough for you... | ||
| Brumbear |
drinking to me is a little like motorcycles it aint the destination its the ride man | ||
| Garyz28 |
If someone is willing to do that in order to get high, I think that's a clear sign it's time to give up alcohol entirely. | ||
| 86129squids |
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| Ft_bstrd |
Wish I'd known. I'd gladly have taken Schaefers in the butt not to have to taste it. Somehow everyone wants to be first at the beer bong and no one wants to take it home at the end of the night.  "I didn't inhale, exactly." | ||
| Johnnylunchbox |
I don't get it. How're you supposed to smoke a vodka soaked tampon?  | ||
| Pkforbes87 |
Light the fuse  | ||
| Midknyte |
I had heard about the "alcohol enemas" a few years ago. Supposedly you get really drunk really fast and don't get a hang over. So you get, what, a hang under? | ||
| Riding_tall |
Schaefers ... ahghwg ... I puked up a little just thinking about it. I still drink cheap stuff but not that bad. alcohol enema ???? I know I've never been that desperate to get drunk. Why not just, well drink it ? I think weird stuff like that and lead in the drinking water caused the fall of the roman empire. | ||
| Ft_bstrd |
Schaefers-Bong Fodder. Hope it hits your guts before your tongue. | ||
| Midknyte |
I smell alcohol on your breath? No officer, I farted... | ||
| Mr_grumpy |
Way back in the mists of time, (early 80s) I lived in a shared house in London, One of the other residents, a nurse, taught me a good trick for breakfast. You take a couple of fresh oranges & using a hypodermic syringe, inject the spirit of your choice (Smirnoff Blue Label in my case) into the oranges then put in the fridge overnight. In the morning, cut squeeze, & hey presto it's a great day already & you can tolerate the masses, well until lunchtime anyway & by then the pubs are open..... | ||
| Cityxslicker |
a bad waste of good vodka. |
