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Greenlantern
Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 01:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar,
drinking beer.

Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College
and sign up for some classes.'

Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.

The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets Dean of
Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English,
history, and Logic.

'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you
would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family.' 'Yes, I have a family.

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife. And because you have a wife , then logic tells me you must
be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of
that because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Larry
shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells
Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History,
and Logic.

'Logic?' ; Doug says, 'What's that?'

Larry says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

'Then you're a queer.'
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F_skinner
Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 01:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Firebolt32
Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 01:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Too funny...Plenty of Larry and Doug's here in Polk County.
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Brinnutz
Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 01:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

lol
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Seanp
Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 02:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Glad I own a weed eater!
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Cyclonedon
Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 02:00 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I live in a townhouse and don't have a yard, but I've got a weed eater and I'll be dammed if I'm ever going to get rid of it now! lol
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 02:03 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I own two.

Hide your wives and daughters.
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Froggy
Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 02:13 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Hah thats so true, I know someone like that!
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Lemonchili_x1
Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 02:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Lol!!!!
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Vampress
Posted on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 05:01 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

OMG PMSL!!!
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