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Corporatemonkey
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 09:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

This is just too funny. I have copied the text here, just incase it get pulled.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/mcy/613619302.ht ml


I bought this bike with the intention of pulling mad tail. I used to drive a Ford Exploder and figured that the punani would flock in like mad if I bought a R6. Unfortuneatly I missed the memo where motorcycles stopped being cool after those dripsacks at Touchstone released Wild Hogs.

Motorcycles become bad ass with scenes of Tom Cruise riding his Kawasaki into the sunset. Motorcycles became the lamented stereotype of John Travolta skinny dipping with other men. Scientologists.

I don't need it, it was a retarded impulse buy with the dumbest bank on the planet, I have no urge to ride it. I wanted to turn it into a track bike, but I don't need another retarded expensive hobby.

Cosmetically it’s practically perfect besides for a scrape on the right lower fairing and mid-pipe on the exhaust (you can barely tell, as you can see in the picture). The douchecanoe I bought it from thought it would be a good idea to armor-all the tires to make it look pretty… Well his idea worked because I bought this bike based solely on the fact it had shiny tires.

Long story short, I laid it down doing 5mph in the parking lot the night I bought trying to jump off of a train like those guys in Torque. It slid for like a foot and half and if you insist on making a big deal about it I will put a new frame slider on it for you.

The reason you should buy this POS:

* Limited Edition color I guess.
* 13k Miles. (3k Mine 10k moron that sold me the bike with armorall on the tires)
* DynoJet Power Commander (+200 fwhp)
* Leather interior
* Micron Highmount
* Frame Sliderzzzzz (You are gonna get good use of)
* Small Turn Signals
* Heated/Cool cup holders swapped from a Mini Cooper
* Extra sprocket.
* Black painted windscreen. Don’t even pretend like you are good enough to tuck.
* Stock Exhaust and Turn Signals in hand.
* Side impact air bags.
* 2 Rear wheels, one with Flat tire came with it? wtfMATE?
* Red Neon under fearing kit, Solid or sound powered (Siqq)
* Free Wendy's Baconator Coupon underneath the rear seat
* Pay my asking price and get some Gloves and All Weather Nelson-Rigg Cover too.
* Don’t pay asking price and get one glove.
* Title in Hand


$5500 OBO



Will not sell to DFR, or people named Khalid. Or BMW owners.

Will not trade for DSMs or Evos. However, I am willing to run your car in the quarter faster than you can drive it, free of charge. HIGHLY not interested in your POS drift car, Nick Hogan wannabe.

Keywords: Yamaha, , Suzuki Kawasaki, Honda, Ducati, R1, GSXR, Paul Walker, ZX, 600, Herpes, laid down bike, Yager bombs
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 09:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

That is beautiful! Someone is a copywriter at a PR firm.

"Douche Canoe"! : D : D : D
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Badlionsfan
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 09:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

if i was up there and in the market for said bike, i'd buy just because the guy is so damn funny.
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Badlionsfan
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 09:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

my favorite line.....

Unfortuneatly I missed the memo where motorcycles stopped being cool after those dripsacks at Touchstone released Wild Hogs.

dripsacks....just awesome.
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Americanmadexb
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 09:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

thats funny! doubt anyone would buy from the dude, but it was funny
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Corporatemonkey
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 09:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Some one should make a low ball offer, then we can score that "One glove"

This ad it getting national attention, so I suspect this bike is going to go quick.
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Wolfridgerider
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 09:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

It was between Wolf Ridge Rider & Douche Canoe......

I wish I would have went with the Douche... DAMN! maybe next time!

DONT BE SUCH A DC!!
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Froggy
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 10:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

He sold me with the coupon for a Baconator : )
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Slamber777
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 11:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Insanely funny! Wonder what the response would be if you low balled the price on him?
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Ferris_von_bueller
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 11:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

They pulled the ad !!
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Corporatemonkey
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 11:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Well that didn't take long. I didn't get a copy of the photos before it was pulled, but the bike was actually looking good.
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Socoken
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 11:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Key words: Herpes, Jager Bombs

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Corporatemonkey
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 11:29 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I have a photo that was cached

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Corporatemonkey
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 11:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Another



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Corporatemonkey
Posted on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 11:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Here is the owners blog

http://mattpoppoff.blogspot.com/

Isn't it amazing what you can find out about someone in a short amount of time.
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Danger_dave
Posted on Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 03:16 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

>>Someone is a copywriter. <<

>>Red Neon under fearing kit, <<

fearing!
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Glitch
Posted on Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 09:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I took my fearing off, it was always getting in the way...
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Ft_bstrd
Posted on Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 10:12 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I never said he was a good copywriter.

He simply writes the copy. He doesn't proof read it. : D
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Danger_dave
Posted on Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 05:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

loloo.

Why would he get a poof to read it?
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 11:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Only in the land of vanilla soy mochiatto half caff frapahoochies.
Funny thing is I just watched Wild Hogs. I mean it is still in the damn machine.
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Badlionsfan
Posted on Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 11:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Funny thing is I just watched Wild Hogs.

i've never seen it. do they ever hit the muuudddd on them hogs?
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 06:52 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

yes, but they tumble and fall down and crash the bike, silly n00bs and rubs dont they know that you cant ride a Harley off road ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n95m7ZnR0s4
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X1glider
Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 07:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Funny, but still has nothing on ManhattanMike's literary prowess.
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Ferrisbuellersdayoff
Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 07:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)


* Leather interior
* Heated/Cool cup holders swapped from a Mini Cooper
* Black painted windscreen. Don’t even pretend like you are good enough to tuck.
* Side impact air bags.
* Free Wendy's Baconator Coupon underneath the rear seat
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