| Author | Message | ||
     Old_man |
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. | ||
| Danger_dave |
Ahhh - they blow up so early these days. | ||
| Henry_the_8th |
Thanks for that  | ||
| Corporatemonkey |
Sweet | ||
| Nevrenuf |
another sick pittsburgher  | ||
| Brumbear |
you can earn ub to biffteen dollars an hour | ||
| Kyrocket |
That's funny. Sad but true. | ||
| Spiderman |
this got deleted once let's see how long this one lasts LOL | ||
| Hattori_hanzo |
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. | ||
| Igneroid |
Hahahahahaha My kind of thread!! Good ones guys. Here's my contribution..... There were these two Pakistani business men boarding a flight from New York to Washington DC. They took the two seats closest to the window leaving the isle seat open. Well wouldn't you know it, a very large man from India sat in that open seat next to them. They were flabbergasted but said nothing. The big guy made himself comfortable and took off his shoes. The plane took off without event. As the captain turned off the seat belt sign, one of the Pakistani business man said " I am getting very thirsty. I think I will go get a Coke." The big guy from India says " Look, I will go get you the coke to avoid all this getting up and down fuss. You just sit there and Ill be right back." The Pakistani business man was unmoved by this act of generosity and hocked a great big loogie(snott ball) into one of the big guys shoes. The Big guy came back with the coke and handed it over with a friendly smile. He had just sat down and gotten himself comfy when the second Pakistani business man said "Ohhh, that coke looks good. I am thinking I will go get one too." The big guy from India rolls his eyes and sighs " I will go get you the coke as well to avoid all the fuss of getting up and down." While he is getting the coke, the other Pakistani business man clears his throat and gives birth to a monsterous loogie and deposits it in the big guys other shoe. The big guy returns, hands over the coke and sits down getting comfy. After a few miniutes the pilot announces the decent into Washington. THe big guy starts to put his shoes back on and within seconds, realizes what has happened. With a hurt look in his eyes, he says to the Pakistani business men " What you have done is very hurtful. When can our peoples rise above regional issues and put them behind us? It is ridiculous, all this spitting in shoes, pissing in cokes." | ||
| Nevrenuf |
i could see that one coming,lol  | ||
| Buellerandy |
Heard the joke before only it was 2 Army guys and Marine:P | ||
| Hattori_hanzo |
Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then………………….. he married the one with the biggest tits. Men are like that, you know. |
