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Redponcho
Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 11:27 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:


When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where..

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where do you want me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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Igneroid
Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 11:33 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Hee hee hee haww!
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86129squids
Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 11:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

+1!

Just put new batteries in my "Grumpy Santa." Shouldv'e done that a couple weeks ago...

Fleas Navidad Y'all!!!
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Lions
Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 09:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

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Buellinachinashop
Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 09:54 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Seriously, malls have given "santa's" warning about "ho, ho,ho". A mall here told them to say.."ha, ha, ha".
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Mr_grumpy
Posted on Saturday, December 22, 2007 - 07:07 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

And they can't say he he he, because that'd be sexist!
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Tuesday, December 25, 2007 - 12:49 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Buellinachinashop you have gotta be fn kidding me. hasnt a full decade of political correctness just about swung back the pendulum? Where is the back lash, when will it ever end like the fate of acid wash jeans, the rat tail, the bufont hairdos and the 59 edsel! Kindly tell the store owner Santa can say ho ho ho , let the illiterate trollop show me where the w..re and were in there, Get a spine, get a dictionary ... If you are mad that a traditional Santa HOx3 calls your personality into the limelight, then maybe it is your personality that is the offense and not the rented ST Nic. : | I swear pop culture gets dumber EVERY year
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