G oog le BadWeB | Login/out | Topics | Search | Custodians | Register | Edit Profile

Buell Forum » Quick Board Archives » Archive through December 23, 2007 » You might be a member of the Taliban or Al Qaeda..... « Previous Next »

Author Message
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Wolfridgerider
Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 10:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You Might Be a Member of the Taliban or Al Qaeda if...

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

4. You've been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. You've uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

1. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Ft_bstrd
Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 10:59 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You think 72 virgins is a good thing.
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Marksm
Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 01:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

In line with this thread, Achmed the Dead Terrorist must make an appearance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y-waHLz-TU

(Message edited by marksm on December 20, 2007)
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Pwnzor
Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 02:11 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Mr_grumpy
Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 02:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

And of course the banned VW commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znoCcy7-M4M
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Pwnzor
Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 02:23 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

Free Download

Right click to save it, or just left click to open it in a media player.

edit: it's windows media, so act accordingly

(Message edited by pwnzor on December 20, 2007)
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Ft_bstrd
Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 03:06 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

"Son of a Bitch! What happened to my feet?"

That was frickin hilarious!
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Marksm
Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 04:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

I caouldn't get the frikken embedded link to work. Thanks Pwnzor.
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

Pwnzor
Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2007 - 11:59 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

here ya go Grump



ur welcome Marksm
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message

M2nc
Posted on Friday, December 21, 2007 - 06:39 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only)

You have an older friend telling you how to get to paradise, but won't show you.
« Previous Next »

Add Your Message Here
Post:
Bold text Italics Underline Create a hyperlink Insert a clipart image

Username: Posting Information:
This is a private posting area. Only registered users and custodians may post messages here.
Password:
Options: Post as "Anonymous" (Valid reason required. Abusers will be exposed. If unsure, ask.)
Enable HTML code in message
Automatically activate URLs in message
Action:

Topics | Last Day | Tree View | Search | User List | Help/Instructions | Rules | Program Credits Administration