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Igneroid
| Posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 - 11:31 am: |
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I heard this one at band practice last night and my guts are still hurting from laffing. This truck driver, thousands of miles from home, decides to stop at a 'house of ill repute' for the evening. He walks up to the madame and says " Here is 500 bucks. I'd like your ugliest girl and a baloney sandwich." The madame says " Sir, for 500 dollars, you can have our prettiest girl and a gourmet meal." The trucker says 'I'm not really that hungry or horny, just homesick." |
Hexangler
| Posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 - 12:16 pm: |
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Reminds me of a billboard I saw while driving through MN a few years back advertising a strip club: "Hundreds of pretty girls and three ugly ones!" You know they got some business because of the "ugly" ones. |
Terribletim
| Posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 - 04:33 pm: |
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Why is it when I show up only the 3 ugly ones are there? |
Bill0351
| Posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 - 04:53 pm: |
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WOW! $500.00 doesn't go as far as it used to! Back when I was at Camp Pendleton for School of Infantry, my old rack-mate would send home most of his check to his fiance and then end up borrowing bus fare and $20.00 for "his girl" in town. I wonder if he rides a Buell. If he does.... REITZ! YOU STILL OWE ME $21.60! |
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