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Bluzzit34
Posted on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 - 04:48 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)



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Buellinator
Posted on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 - 06:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Everyone's a critic....
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4dwuds
Posted on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 - 06:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Vandals !!
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Danny_h__jesternut
Posted on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 - 06:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

WOW, I've scared meself wile out ridin twisties a few times, butt never that bad!
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Capital_g
Posted on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 - 06:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Hey - Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is?




























Bird poop!
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Fullauto
Posted on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 - 07:14 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

It was a Jap pigeon !!!!!
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Ebutch
Posted on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 - 09:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I,ve ben hit by a crane(big bird)all over bike and me!
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Buelleaver
Posted on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 - 10:10 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I know the feeling. I was riding a dirt bike on a rail bed about as fast as it would go, and I flushed out a huge turkey buzzard sitting in the brush. I’m locked up skidding in the coal dirt, he’s flapping like hell trying to get away. I almost hit it . All the while he’s unloading on me. It was hard to believe the amount of excrement he hit me and the bike with.
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Preybird1
Posted on Tuesday, June 09, 2009 - 10:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

They always dump the load before flight. Lucky for me all the birds in my neighborhood know to stay away as we killed any and all birds on the block with pellet guns when we were kids. It was all in the name of fruit, See we have 15 different fruit trees and use the fruit in the winter. The damn birds were always stealing the fruit so we would shoot em down. You need a high power bb gun to kill blue jays they are tuff bastards
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Jos51700
Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 - 09:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Actually the white part is equivalent to bird urine. They've double-dissed you.
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Dave_02_1200
Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 - 09:49 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Russ,

The BB gun solution has its drawbacks.

It could result in very bad bird karma - and that could affect your life in several ways.

For example, it could cause front isolator problems or DDFI glitches at the worst possible time. Flat tires and oil leaks too.

However, there are alternatives: You could try soaking fruit in vodka and setting it out for their consumption.

That way they would get too drunk to do much harm to your bike or your fruit trees and the birds would remember you fondly, if only they could remember where they were last night.

Good luck,

Dave
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Oldog
Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 - 10:22 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

You could try soaking fruit in vodka and setting it out for their consumption

My X father in law tells an amusing story about persimmons that had fermented and a mocking bird that was intoxicated}
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Lovedabueller
Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 - 10:31 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

im with the birds. i say shit on fuell injection too... LMAO.......
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Luv2jugs
Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 - 03:52 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Looks like he ate at Taco-Bell......
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Olbolt
Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 - 04:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

We think we know what it looks like, but to remove all doubt as to the ingredients...try the taste test!
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Froggy
Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 - 07:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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Moxnix
Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 - 08:27 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

In some cultures, like Aleut, being pooped on by a bird is good luck.
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Fullauto
Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 - 11:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I think it's called the fight, flight or shite reflex.
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Wile_ecoyote
Posted on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 12:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

How in the hell can being shit on by a bird be good luck? I say shoot the little bastiges. (oh, and then eat them)
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Hugie03flhr
Posted on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 10:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

See... If you were riding instead of BSing you wouldn't have this pile on your back seat
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Xodot
Posted on Thursday, June 11, 2009 - 11:05 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I was walking with my Sgt doing foot patrol in a beach resort area that was packed on a long weekend afternoon. Here we were trying to look tough to maintain a little order amongst all the partying kids when... A "sh*t hawk" (as we call them -AKA a seagull) flew up startled from a garbage barrel and unloaded on the Sgt's shoulder! He wasn't a bad Sgt but better him than me. Being on foot patrol, we were stared at - and avoided by - by a lot of people we walked by before we got back to the station for him to change shirts.
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Tsm81xtreme
Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 - 11:07 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Bluzzit34, is that a Corbin Gunfighter and Lady seat on the bike. I was thinking of getting one. Would you mind to tell me what you think about it. Thanks, Matt Tully
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