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Lowflyer
Posted on Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 09:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

She was just 5 months old in that pic.
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Bindy
Posted on Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 07:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Well after months in therapy here on Dragon's thread and with the help of all you guys I have finally worked up the courage to post back on the XBoard.

It was a nervous start, but so far so good.

Do not appear to have upset anyone, but it is early days.

It is comforting to know if things go bad, I still can rely on here to post!

Wish me Luck!

Bindy
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Dragon_slayer
Posted on Saturday, April 22, 2006 - 08:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Good luck with your postings Bindy. I would hope you would have no problems. But sometimes people are just that "Butts"! I been busy catching up my work. I will still be posting from time to time. Oh yea, I have been getting a few short rides in. (Do not tell Snub that, he will have a heart attack.) Also I been seen rubing shoulders with the "RUBs" at Quaker Steak bike night. And no, I did not clue them in by telling old biking stories.
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Lorazepam
Posted on Sunday, April 23, 2006 - 09:28 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

which quaker steak slayer?
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Dragon_slayer
Posted on Sunday, April 23, 2006 - 11:10 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Columbus - Polaris area. BTW, did the cat OD on the food?
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Dragon_slayer
Posted on Sunday, April 23, 2006 - 11:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Well, Cinco De Mayo is around the corner and I guess we will be seeing a lot of this!


And this,


And this,



In other words, young drinking males in their prime!
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Bindy
Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 07:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Hiya Dragon,

Well back at work, just had two weeks off and motivation is at an all time low!

Went into the city last Saturday, (Girls Night Out)and saw a lot of young drinking males in their prime.

Made me realize if I was ever single again, I could never go a Toy Boy
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Lorazepam
Posted on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 03:52 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I go to the one in Independance, near Cleveland. My dealer wants me to go to the original one in Sharon, PA. It is a long ride for free wings, but I might go one evening.

Polaris is an hour and a half away, and another 30 minutes off the exit if traffic is still like it was my last trip down there.
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Dragon_slayer
Posted on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 - 06:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

At evening rush hour, yep! But coming down from up north, there is a new exit that takes you by the mall and will lead you over to Quaker. No need to go on Polaris Parkway.
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Bindy
Posted on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - 11:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

A wife was very unhappy with her Scooter and complained a lot to her Husband:

'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said. 'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'

Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday. And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought....


scale


Apparently he is dead now.......
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Brat
Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 12:15 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Oh Dear, hybrid bike!

Turn your sound off if you're at work or don't want to be embarrassed!
http://www.rvi.net/~mdhorban/hybridmotorcycle.htm
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Bindy
Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 07:24 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Hi Guys,

Well been over at the XB site, there's a topic about NOOBS.

Read it and thought I better get back here and give you all a HUGE THANK YOU!

You have all made me very welcome, never had a go at me and allowed me to post whatever I wanted.

I do not have knowledge to contribute, I do not need to know anything, my man takes care of the bikes and I just have the joy of riding.

But I still want to be a part of the Buell site and you Guys have allowed me to do that.

Again a HUGE THANK YOU!

Bindy
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Snub13
Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 11:50 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Hey Bindy, no problem I feel the same way.

I read those posts also and thought they were being ....eh, *##holes!

I've never felt too out of place here!

(Go ahead Slayer)
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Lowflyer
Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 01:50 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Mega-dittos
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Crusty
Posted on Saturday, May 06, 2006 - 06:11 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Newbie, old fart, orange, black; everybody has something to contribute. This is a friendly area where we can all share our enthusiasm and possibly help one another out. When it comes to Ulys, we're ALL newbies. Hell, the bike hasn't even been available for a year, yet; I didn't even get to see one until last September.
You guys (and gals) are fun to hang out with; that's why I'm here.

(Message edited by crusty on May 06, 2006)
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Bindy
Posted on Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 07:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Hi Ya Guys,

Well few beers under the belt and been posting away on the XB, oh well tomorrows another day!

Did I tell you I had a mate make a mold of my chin farring so I can have a one piece?

Going to paint it the same color as my trims, so will post a pic when I get one.

Gotta work Saturday, but told the Boss that that's my riding day so will be turning up on my bike! Lucky I have a cool Boss he said no worries!

Hey Snub, how you doing hope your getting some riding in.

Lowflyer, cant wait to get over to see you, shame the money is such an isssue, save me a Guiness! (Hope I spelt that right)

Crusty, love the Uly's are all Newbies, is that why we do not have any issues here....

No I agree with you, just a FUN place to hang out.

Gotta serve dinner, poor Opto......

Take Care Be Safe Stay Upright!
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Lowflyer
Posted on Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 09:38 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Bindy,

I have a feeling that if you and Opto ever make it over here, you won't need to bring any beer money.
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Dragon_slayer
Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 04:54 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Heee's baccck!
Did someone mention free beer!!!!!!
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Dragon_slayer
Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 05:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

We are all friends here right?


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Bindy
Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 10:08 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Oh Gosh Dragon, that one melts my heart always new you where a big softie

Pretty quiet on the joke front here, anyone got some good ones, could do with a laugh!

Opto has been fine tuning Bindy AGAIN, at least now she is just getting better and better. When he first started Megasuirt his attempts at times where pretty dismal.

Finally got him thinking about putting one on Uly so he will just leave her alone!

He and another guy in America have come up with a board as big as a credit card which will fit nicely under the seat and run the fuel injection.

They are both so excited and I am required to OHH and AHH every time he talks about it!

Well it's Friday here YEE! HAAA!

Dragon have really missed you, not the same when you are not here.
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Fubar
Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 10:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Q - Why are martinis and breasts alike?

A - One is not enough, and three is too many.

*groan*
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Bindy
Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 10:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Oh Fubar that one had me falling out of my cups!!

Oh thats not right the saying is with too many drinks I would be IN My Cups!
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Bindy
Posted on Monday, May 15, 2006 - 12:00 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

That's Life!

A guy bought a new fridge for his house.. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard
and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it".

For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.

He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.

It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50".

The next day someone stole it!
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Bindy
Posted on Monday, May 15, 2006 - 10:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Hell.......Hot or Cold?

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that
the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of
course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since
there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to
more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With
birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in
Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately
as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,"
and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over,
it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct... leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a
divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh
my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY A
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Dragon_slayer
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 - 06:30 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Pretty long winded,



but I like it!
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Dragon_slayer
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 - 06:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

There is a saying in Central Ohio, that if you do not like the weather give it ten minutes and it will change! Well I have never seen so many types of rain in my life. The next time the sun comes out for ten minutes it gets my vote to stick right there! I would like to see sun stick around before temps in the 90s arrive!
Right Snub?
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Lorazepam
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 - 06:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

I am with you slayer. This rain and damp cold sucks.
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Bindy
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 - 09:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Hate to rub it in but real gotta go ride weather over here, sunny but not hot. Cooled down so that you are not swimming in your leathers.
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Snub13
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2006 - 09:16 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Thanks Bindy.....that helps alot!


We've had a low pressure system stuck over us for the past week and according to the weather people we are'nt going to see the sun until this weekend.


Some day it will get nice.....
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Bindy
Posted on Wednesday, May 17, 2006 - 01:30 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

What can I say Snub " Beautiful one day, Perfect the next"Guess that's why here in Aus we are known as the Sunny State!

Promise I will think of you when I am riding on the weekend!
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