| Author | Message | ||
     Igneroid |
I heard this one at band practice last night and my guts are still hurting from laffing. This truck driver, thousands of miles from home, decides to stop at a 'house of ill repute' for the evening. He walks up to the madame and says " Here is 500 bucks. I'd like your ugliest girl and a baloney sandwich." The madame says " Sir, for 500 dollars, you can have our prettiest girl and a gourmet meal." The trucker says 'I'm not really that hungry or horny, just homesick." | ||
| Hexangler |
Reminds me of a billboard I saw while driving through MN a few years back advertising a strip club: "Hundreds of pretty girls and three ugly ones!" You know they got some business because of the "ugly" ones. | ||
| Terribletim |
Why is it when I show up only the 3 ugly ones are there?  | ||
| Bill0351 |
WOW! $500.00 doesn't go as far as it used to! Back when I was at Camp Pendleton for School of Infantry, my old rack-mate would send home most of his check to his fiance and then end up borrowing bus fare and $20.00 for "his girl" in town. I wonder if he rides a Buell. If he does.... REITZ! YOU STILL OWE ME $21.60! |
