| Author | Message | ||
     Redponcho |
We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, fatty." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. | ||
| Wolfridgerider |
"You're next, fatty."  Which would you need to fall asleep in the same house as your "fatty" wife after making that statement? Guts or Balls? | ||
| Bill0351 |
You might have those balls when you pass out on the kitchen floor, but come morning? There will be a goodbye note on the door, a bloody hedge trimmer in the sink, the garbage disposal will still be running and you will be singing soprano. There may even be a smoldering Buell in the driveway. But hey.... It you have the balls to try it... | ||
| Buellerandy |
So having guts (intestinal fortitude) is doing something which would normally take balls to accomplish...only sober. And having balls (testicular fortitude) is doing something gutsy while inhibited?:P | ||
| Freezerburn |
"Which would you need to fall asleep in the same house as your "fatty" wife after making that statement? Guts or balls?" Depends. You will be either disemboweled or she will have ripped yer nutzoff. The former leaves you yer nutz, the latter yer guts. | ||
| 07xb12scg |
These definitions only applies to married men who allow their wives to keep their testicles... MAN UP, MEN!  |
