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Old_man
Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 01:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Larry, the Cable Guy...
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>>1. A day without sunshine is like night.
>>2. On the other hand ...... you have different fingers.
>>3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>>4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>>5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
>>6. He who laughs last .... thinks slowest.
>>7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>>8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
>>cheese in the trap.
>>9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
>>10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>>11. Change is inevitable .... except from vending machines.
>>12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>>13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
>>14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
>>15. When everything is coming your way .... you're in the wrong lane.
>>16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
>>17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
>>18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
>>19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
>>20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
>>21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the
>>hell happened?"
>>22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
>>23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear
>>bright until you hear them speak.
>>24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of
>>jalapenos--What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow
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No_rice
Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 03:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

he will be close to me in Des Moines the night after my bday. been thinking about going. should be fun
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Saturday, April 21, 2007 - 03:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Went as Barry the Buell Guy for Halloween

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