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Ray_maines
Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2003 - 09:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.

Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!

Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.

Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's makeup.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.

Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 44 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q. What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?
A. "Boy, that's a relief. I though she married a black guy!"

Q. What did Lisa-Marie Presley say to Michael Jackson when he proposed?
A. "Yes, I'll marry you. But promise me one thing -- no kids!"

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?
A. About two dress sizes.

Q. What was Michael Jackson thinking on his wedding night?
A. "Now Lisa-Marie can give me a little boy of my own."

Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q. How did Michael Jackson get in trouble?
A. He was feeling a little Randy.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
A. He knows how they feel.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug
rehab?
A. You know, I feel like a new boy!

Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A. Several children have fingered him.

Q. Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?
A. Boys 'R Us.

Q. Why is Michael Jackson so tough?
A. He can lick any kid on the block.
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Richieg150
Posted on Wednesday, November 19, 2003 - 11:35 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

LOL funny stuff,but be very,very,careful!Jokes like that may upset any pedophiles,or friends of pedophiles on this board,and we wouldnt want that.You may be labeled as a close minded biggot,who doesnt accept,welcome,and tolerate others of THEIR sexual preforances.
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99x1
Posted on Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 06:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Q. What is the difference between acne and MJ?
A. Acne waits until you're 13 before it comes on your face.

Q. Why did MJ go to Walmart?
A. He heard boys pants were 1/2 off.
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Ray_maines
Posted on Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 11:34 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

The radio in my new car is great, if I shout "Soul", it plays soul music, if I shout "Rock", it plays rock music. I was out driving the other day when some children ran out in front of me, causing me to swerve violently. Without thinking I shouted "fucking kids......." The radio started to play Michael Jackson!
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Nevco1
Posted on Friday, November 21, 2003 - 11:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Sort of reminds you of OJ and the White Bronco, eh?

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