Author |
Message |
Slaughter
| Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 11:04 am: |
|
|
Hootowl
| Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 12:08 pm: |
|
Moist towel, free drinks, and a nice warm inflatable slide. |
Ft_bstrd
| Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 12:17 pm: |
|
Steerage. |
Strokizator
| Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 12:34 pm: |
|
US Airways' new slogan "You are now free to swim about the cabin". (Jay Leno) |
Court
| Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 01:09 pm: |
|
I keep saying they should tout "direct flights to Manhattan". |
Buellinachinashop
| Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 02:55 pm: |
|
The people in Coach were shitting their pants, the folks in 1st Class were shatting their pants. Either way, I bet those seats were messy. |
Slaughter
| Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 03:01 pm: |
|
Yeah - but their shat doesn't stink! |
Buellinachinashop
| Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 03:04 pm: |
|
I don't know about that...ask the dude who has to clean those seats. |
Diablobrian
| Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 10:40 pm: |
|
Or is it "their shat doesn't sink?" |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Wednesday, January 28, 2009 - 02:22 am: |
|
I heard rumors of a class action suit against the airline for the 'crash' Gotta love the United States of Litigation. |
Hootowl
| Posted on Wednesday, January 28, 2009 - 09:18 am: |
|
I hope that isn't true. The airline has already given all the passengers $5000 each for lost luggage, they didn't even have to file claims. Besides, I'm not sure how you can blame an airline for bird strike. Shiza happens. |
Froggy
| Posted on Wednesday, January 28, 2009 - 01:32 pm: |
|
Now you will see at the bottom your ticket "This airline does not guarantee you will make it to your destination" |
Spiderman
| Posted on Wednesday, January 28, 2009 - 01:46 pm: |
|
I'm not sure how you can blame an airline for bird strike The same reason a person can sue for spilling hot coffee on themselves!!! |
Crusty
| Posted on Wednesday, January 28, 2009 - 01:51 pm: |
|
I'm not sure how you can blame an airline for bird strike The same way an Insurance company can tell a judge, "If he can ride a motorcycle, there's nothing wrong with his ankle." |
Wolfridgerider
| Posted on Wednesday, January 28, 2009 - 01:52 pm: |
|
I think they should file a lawsuit against PETA for not allowing the birds to be "removed" |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Wednesday, January 28, 2009 - 02:12 pm: |
|
I think any judge that hears and agrees with it.... Well Gitmo is going to be vacant soon. |
Reindog
| Posted on Wednesday, January 28, 2009 - 02:21 pm: |
|
The airline should be sued for interfering with the birds. |
99savage
| Posted on Friday, January 30, 2009 - 09:55 am: |
|
Leave it to an Air Force guy to put it in the drink when there was a perfectly good aircraft carrier just across the river. |
Pkforbes87
| Posted on Friday, January 30, 2009 - 10:56 am: |
|
I believe the pilot was ex-navy. Too bad he didn't have a tailhook at his disposal.. |
Froggy
| Posted on Friday, January 30, 2009 - 11:11 am: |
|
Airforce, his father was in the Navy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesley_b_sullenburger (Message edited by Froggy on January 30, 2009) |
Nevrenuf
| Posted on Friday, January 30, 2009 - 11:45 am: |
|
he was air force |