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Greenlantern
| Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 12:36 pm: |
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To Help the American Economy ... - The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras , and Guatemala . If we purchase a car it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US. I've been doing my part, and I thank you for your help. - Former N.Y. Governor Eliot Spitzer |
Bill0351
| Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 12:45 pm: |
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Just avoid German beer and Asian hookers who shop at Walmart. Bill |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 12:49 pm: |
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Swordsman
| Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 01:37 pm: |
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Hmm, so where are the credit card companies based? I'm afraid that's where most of these stimulus checks are headed. ~SM |
Cityxslicker
| Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 01:46 pm: |
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Asian hookers shop at WalMart?!? that gives new meaning to "pick up in aisle four" |
Midknyte
| Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 02:43 pm: |
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that gives new meaning to "Clean up in aisle four" Fixed that for ya |
Greenlantern
| Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 02:57 pm: |
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Toe-may-toe, Toe- motto, It's all good! |
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