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Greenlantern
Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 12:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

To Help the American Economy ...




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The federal government is sending each of us a $600
rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go
to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will go to
the Arabs.

If we buy a computer it will go to India .

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to
Mexico, Honduras , and Guatemala .

If we purchase a car it will go to Japan .

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and
none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to
spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the
only products still produced in the US. I've been
doing my part, and I thank you for your help.

- Former N.Y. Governor Eliot Spitzer
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Bill0351
Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 12:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Just avoid German beer and Asian hookers who shop at Walmart.

Bill
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Greenlantern
Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 12:49 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

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Swordsman
Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 01:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Hmm, so where are the credit card companies based? I'm afraid that's where most of these stimulus checks are headed.
~SM
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Cityxslicker
Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 01:46 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Asian hookers shop at WalMart?!? that gives new meaning to "pick up in aisle four"
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Midknyte
Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 02:43 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

that gives new meaning to "Clean up in aisle four"

Fixed that for ya
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Greenlantern
Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 02:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Custodian/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Custodian/Admin only)

Toe-may-toe, Toe- motto, It's all good!
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